E3 2015: Sony · 2:44am Jun 16th, 2015
Post apocalyptic setting of Horizon: Zero Dawn and the world premiere of Hitman both look enticing.
No Man's Sky gameplay is shown, no release date yet.
Destiny: The Taken King revealed, and the announcer actually griped about not getting the gun he wanted in Destiny's grind. Like it was something to look forward to. Are you fucking kidding me? People cheer for that?
Assassin's Creed Syndicate trailer. I got halfway through AC2 and haven't touched the franchise since.
Final Fantasy VII Remake was undoubtedly the biggest applause of the conference. So yeah, it took Square Enix more than a decade to realize they'd make stacks of cash with it.
A Kickstarter campaign for Shenmue III was just advertised on stage. Um... Okay then? Like fans who would be willing to help fund would have to watch the conference to find out about it?
Call of Duty: Black Ops III co=op campaign and multiplayer shown, set to really bad hard rock music. Pretty sure I heard an on-screen character exclaim "ownage." All new ways for you to insult your opponent's mothers.
"Playstayion is the new home for Call of Duty."
Thank God. Like that lazy, leeching roommate that finally moves out of your apartment.
Co-op based survival mode revealed for Star Wars Battlefront. Uncharted 4 demo closed out the show, complete with technical difficulties that required a restart of the PS4.
In short, a fairly underwhelming performance by Sony. Pretty much got their ass handed to them by Microsoft today.
AC Revelations, 4, and Unity were pretty good. Speaking as someone who has played all but 2 games of the main AC franchise
Yep. I am told that people were griping about some Xbox title having mods and the PS4 one not having mods... Meanwhile PC gamers just chuckle.
Did they really announce FFVII remake? Not just a port like last time? If so, it may be too little too late, honestly.
I think the Firey Joker posted a rant some time ago about the problems that could plague a FFVII remake. I sure hope that they don't make Cloud an emo from the start.
Maybe if they focused on two key franchises that put them ahead of Nintendo back in the 90's, they'd win over more fans. *Cough cough, a remake of Crash Bandicoot or Spyro would've been nice, cough*
I was actually surprised that "The Last Guardian" was finally coming out. Only thing that could make bigger news is if someone says Half-Life 3 coming 2016
I remember a time when people praised Nintendo because "they don't do DLC, they care about the customers and give them the whole product!"
Now, they cheer when they hear about a single character and map being offered for $7.99.
Found an in-progress report card on E3
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3153329 Sorry, but I'm going to chuckle condescendingly at that report card. Skyrim 2? Please tell me this is a troll. Please.
And Nintendo isn't even in my running, to be honest. When they change their policy on YouTube monetization, give me a call. If StarFox U, the ONLY game of theirs on my radar, is super freaking amazing and gets 9's and 10's, I'll borrow my friend's Wii U.
Bethesda:
Fallout 4 looks fucking amazing, I am definitely pre-ordering the Pipboy Edition as soon as possible. DOOM was underwhelming, and the gameplay looks slow. Dishonored 2 has the potential to be good, gonna have to see more gameplay.
Microsoft:
I'm done with Halo, so I don't really know what to say there. I was never into Gears Of War, but Gears 4 was literally nothing but darkness. The Hololens were pretty unique and interesting. Don't really have nothing else to say there.
Sony:
Having somebody come up on stage and practically beg for money isn't good. Don't care about the rest, because I never even played these fucking games before, I never owned a Playstation.
Keep in mind I'm 16, I'm not that old.
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Just like good 'ol Gears of War 1. Fuck yes. The Act III Kryll nightly car-fighting or the wagon drive-thru within the dark factory with the Lambent Wretches, and RAAM bossfight with almost no light.