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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

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Jun
12th
2015

I am dorkiest of all · 4:05am Jun 12th, 2015

So apparently this is a thing:

...that I have acquired.

As I was checking out, the clerk asked, "Do you want a bag? Or are you going to wear it out?"

And in that moment, my resolve weakened. I wasn't sure I could really walk down the street rocking this thing. After all, I am not as young as many of you. Yet it felt like a betrayal just to stuff poor Miss Hooves in a bag.

In the end, I carried it out, like the half-coward that I am.

I will update you on this situation as it develops.

Comments ( 6 )

XD That's pretty funny ^-^
*Snugs*

How old are you? Just out of curiosity.

3141093 The funniest thing IMO is that the hat is purple. Why would they make her purple? Wouldn't that take more effort and specialized dye than just making her grey?! :facehoof:


3141121 I'm in my 30s! :pinkiegasp:

Is it weird that this reminds me of the derpy toaster in .MOV?

3143093 My Google-fu is failing me. Can you link?

3143250

.MOV was a series of very NSFW MLP parodies. YMMV on whether you find them funny depending on how dark you like your humour. I found them hysterical, but I'm a sick human being.

http://hotdiggedydemon.wikia.com/wiki/Derpy_Hooves

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