• Member Since 29th Feb, 2012
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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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  • 507 weeks
    Spam be Damned

    I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    5 comments · 589 views
  • 507 weeks
    I am the make Movie-Film

    First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

    In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

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    3 comments · 602 views
  • 508 weeks
    Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship

    Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.

    ANYWHOOZLE!

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    20 comments · 608 views
  • 514 weeks
    I am now 23

    The title says it all, people.
    As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

    Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    15 comments · 703 views
  • 515 weeks
    A Tale of Two Stories

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

    Distant Memories

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    1 comments · 496 views
Jul
19th
2012

Progress Update, & More! · 5:48am Jul 19th, 2012

So, to head off any questions, I am working on the next chapter. I don't have a chapter title yet, though. Mostly because at the time of posting this I have just 319 words written for it. Knowing you guys, though, I expect to still get some questions about my writing, and I'm happy to entertain them all. Oh, and 200 likes on Apples, with almost 350 favorites! Whoo!

Now for the '& More!' part of the title.

I have a tumblr, and on that tumblr I will be happy to answer more varied questions, and I'll even put up snippets from all my other works, to entertain you all.

For those interested in taking a gander, I offer a link.

That's all for now...

Look! A SPACESHIP!

AVANTE!
-Howitzer

P.S. Yeah, I made that.

P.P.S. Still don't like spam. The meat kind of spam...

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Comments ( 24 )

SWEET JEEBUS :pinkiehappy:

237826

Due to the fact that I enjoy your stories, probably there somewhere... as to why.... We're on an MLP fan fic site, there's no reason. It's like PINKIE

SPAM... JK bro calm yourself :rainbowlaugh:

237829 Oh. Well, okay then.

237831 I made sure to only press it once this time! I won't let that shit happen again. Although it wasn't my fault last time, so....

I like spaceships

237834
I have no idea....? I didn't see? Anyways keep up the awesome work on the stories.

237849 I'll try. Chapter X is in progress right now!

237832
Indeed mr builder of teh ships.... and wonderful stories... this is what you'll tell yourself at night.. Mwahahaah!!!........ 1

I chuckled lightly at the last part.:derpytongue2:

Apologies about missing you on skype. It turns out my PC didn't turn off last night and I'd been gone for three hours.

Kinda reminds me of Earthforce's Warlock class destroyer from Babylon 5. I like ships that look like they're built for function over form. :twilightsmile:

238228 That's what I emphasize when I design ships. I don't give a shit what it looks like, I just want it to do a good job of blowing up enemy ships.

Not to mention, it's SPACE. Why does it need to be aerodynamic in SPACE? Why does it need to stand unsupported under a planetary gravity field, on one arbitrary axis, in SPACE? It's a warship, surrounded by vacuum, so it shouldn't have more windows than your average office building. And on and on.

I don't know if you've seen this site before, but if you want to incorporate some hard science into your designs, check it out.

238274 I am aware of the science behind starships. If you look closely you'll see that this ship has next to no windows. And for a good reason. This isn't even the final version of this ship, it's just the first one I decided to upload. The final version isn't very different from this version, it simply has guns along the bottom of the ship, something this ship is missing.

Ooh, I think we're talking past one another here. My comments weren't criticisms or your design, which doesn't do these things, but on sci-fi ships in general, which do so with annoying frequency. I actually like your design. :derpytongue2:

238316 Oh. Well thank you, I suppose. If you look at my tumblr from time to time I'll be putting up more starship models, and perhaps some of my other creations.

238298 Starships don't use windows, because they are a structural weakness. Is that your logic?

And it's a very nice design. :pinkiesmile:

240140 What is this!? I don't even...

240573 Why, 'tis a wall of spam!

240577 I noticed. I... You... Ya know what? Don't care.

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