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Noir de Plume


~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

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  • 419 weeks
    Art Update, New Story

    Old cover art for "Moonbutt" is back.

    Working on a new Sister story.

    Hey guys.

    :heart: Noir

    3 comments · 540 views
  • 427 weeks
    Meet the Gardener

    As always, the wonderful Sir Omny over at DeviantArt has graced me with his skill and provided this marvelous cover piece depicting the Gardener.

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  • 430 weeks
    If You'll Have Me

    Hi everypony...

    I'm back.

    Slowly... but... I'm back.

    Not sure how much I'll be posting, but I'm going to try and work on things and acclimate myself to the world again. It's been a bad, hard couple months, and I want to be in Equestria again.

    I've missed all of you. :heart:

    ~Noir

    11 comments · 440 views
  • 442 weeks
    Winter Break-Up

    Hey everypony,

    I'm dealing with a lot of frustration and disappointment lately, so I'm going to put myself in time-out and take a hiatus.

    Wintertime gets to me, and my attitude is suffering for it. I can't write the quality stories you deserve when I'm bitter and let down.

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    8 comments · 429 views
  • 443 weeks
    Your Stories

    Hey everypony!

    If I'm writing something for you, I have good news!

    I've been graced with a more accommodating schedule at work, so I'm able to throw myself at these writings in full force this week, and devote more time to finishing them. Commissions are STILL open, too!

    Thank you for being so patient with me.

    ~Noir :raritywink: :heart:

    1 comments · 360 views
Apr
8th
2015

New Funny Words for Your Ocular Orbs! · 1:56pm Apr 8th, 2015

My Celestial Sister comedy has published, as promised!

I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it.

(Thanks to jazzie366 H Discordia for the memes!)

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Comments ( 8 )

I could've made a better meme, however it was 12:13 AM and I was uninspiried, if I remember to do it later after school I'll see if I can make one about the coffee.
Also, where si you come up for the name of Luna's coffee? It's 100% average American Starbucks accurate.

2960605 I worked as a barista for most of my teenage years at a coffee bar, and I'm observant enough as I order my drinks to notice the ridiculous monikers places saddle their beverages with. Add to that a healthy dose of thirty-something nihilism and an overall sarcastic attitude, shake well with a writer's vocabulary, and you get what you read. :raritywink:

Heh, I like the meme. What is up with the new avatar? Backstory?

And, is that title a reference to League of Legends. Specifically Diana's, "The moon also rises"?

Lunas coffee is now a WMD threat when used with celestia on a monday

2961090 The avatar is Noir. And the title is a play on Hemingway's "The Sun Also Rises."

2961176
Hmmmm, then Diana's quote is a reference to that.
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Has Noir been changing her image or is those the one from your story that is near death?

And from this day on, every StarBuck have a Celestia's photo on the "persona non-grata" mural :rainbowlaugh:

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