For some reason, someone has translated Your Secret Mother into Chinese. · 1:24pm Apr 6th, 2015
Needless to say, the translation back is hilarious.
Twilight shiny quickly jumped Kantor Lott castle hall, her servant was behind sprint to catch up with her. It was a day just to sing and dance and indiscriminate use of magic nosy guy.
Yes, today is a good day to sing and dance and indiscriminate use of magic nosy guy. Also, Kibitz's new name is magic nosy guy.
"Twilight Princess shiny came to visit you, sir!" She improve tone, very formally.
Twilight Princess Shiny was better before she grew wings. That was when the show jumped the shark.
Sierra Modestia are lying in front of her fireplace, reading book was opened letter.
I will admit, I did a double take on the Modestia name. I was thinking, "Wait, what?"
"You seem very happy."赛蕾斯蒂亚while gently stroking her, but secretly a hoof out into the twilight abdomen, gently rubbing.
This is a very different fic to what I remember writing.
Twilight writhing trying to break free, but she was clinging days horned beast, in order to maintain our competitive edge, Sierra Modestia continues her kind "touch."
Okay, yeah, this is a very different story.
Twilight real mother also gave her a pair of beautiful princess-like wings, her soft compared to those broken gadgets is not worth mentioning.
Different… but kind of hot. Beautiful princess wings and broken gadgets.
赛蕾斯蒂亚's face darkened, "You mean disease electric Ah Kun (Flash Sentry)?"
Ahhh, now this is a sentiment many people on this site might agree with. In fact, Disease Electric Ah Kun sounds like an awesome name for a character.
"He is my son. They are twins, born at the time I had to separate them." And hid赛蕾斯蒂亚to her balcony overlooking the center of the city, the sun gave her rainbow mane coated with a layer of bright red glow. "They can not exist, and I also ... can not choose between them, so I decided to put one of them transferred to another world through that mirror."
There you go, turns out Flash Sentry (or Disease Electric Ah Kun, for short) can not exist.
"Ah, this is normal," Twilight shrugged. "Anyway, he is no longer a silly stupid enough to fool."
Twilight Princess Shiny proves to be too tough to be hung up on this for too long.
"Oh, I'm glad you have accepted this point."赛蕾斯蒂亚face with a smile, gently hug his daughter. "For me this day horned beast, love is a long way ...... ...... and you are still young."
I still laugh every time they refer to a horned beast.
"In fact, I have considered the Apple Jack, or cloud treasure Daisy. I know their current relationship, But ......" Twilight's head drooped, "They never gave me a good look, I In there like a light bulb as soon as I go, I'm sure they will immediately - "
Amazing that Applejack translates pretty well, but Cloud Treasure Daisy?
Maybe this Rainbow Dash could be Cloud Treasure Daisy.
"For ... Cloud treasure Daisy ...... yes, I was her mother, I still remember how powerful her father is ......"
"I do not listen to that!" Twilight frantic, she may not want to hear her say again as a mother mentor secret things.
Twilight, you are fixating on your mother mentor's secret things. This is not healthy.
Twilight just felt as if his brain was buzzing like downtime. No wonder塞蕾丝蒂亚left the "guardian Aikui Si Asian frontier," the six elements of harmony, she and her friends; no wonder she was always so busy ...... apparently his mother had her own proper business to do.
The "guardian Aikui Si Asian frontier"? Seriously, has this person turned my story into an anime? Because you know, I'd probably watch that. Also, Twilight Princess Shiny has a lot of gender-dis-morphia in this story, as the pronouns keep changing. Or that could just be google translate.
"I have a lot of offspring, as these stars are generally vast illusory."塞蕾丝蒂亚looked up at the sky, "but I do not know the night sky in the end how many stars there are, on this point you should ask Luna asked. "
The real reason Nightmare Moon was born, Celestia let slip that the stars are generally vast illusory. I'd be pretty pissed if my domain of influence was vastly illusory too.
Not plunge-the-world-into-an-extinction-event pissed, but I'd certainly write a strongly worded letter (from the desk of Nightmare Moose)
"I'm sorry, my daughter."塞蕾丝蒂亚replied. "You can not and Luna -"
"- So that she is my aunt it?"
"Yes," she said, "is your sister."
"What !!!!" Twilight screamed.
"Uh, this, this relates to my father's question ......"
"I do not think you have to explain is that the surface meaning of the mother." Twilight stared at her mother.
My brain can not even parse this. Is Shiny Princess Twilight saying her mother is fat?
"So what?" Said Twilight teeth. "So I still can date object?"
Here's your problem, Twilight Princess Shiny, you are treating your potential partners as objects. Shit, keep doing that, and what will you be left with—
"You're lucky, my dear Twilight Highness." Disorderly gently bowed, a red rose in his paws appeared in a white. "My game Lace junior Tia Chitose, before she was born, I had the presence of the twelfth century."
"So, I do not mess between you and complex relationship." He told the Twilight cast a flirtatious, with a trace of obscenity mouth grin, "So, what's your opinion of the next?"
Seriously, my wife ever leaves me, first thing I will do is go to up to a woman and say "So, what's your opinion of the next?" with cast a flirtatious, with a trace of obscenity mouth grin.
Obscenity mouth grins get all the bitches.
Hahaha! Well this is what happens with putting something like Chinese through an automated translator. I bet it comes off more like the original if we could read it in Chinese.
OH. MY. GOD. You have no idea how much I was laughing at this.
FYI, the link you gave doesn't give us anything.
I'm takin Disease Electric Ah Kun!
It's Backstroke of the West all over again!
Also, don't know about any of you, but I would totally watch Disease Electric Ah Kun: Flash Sentry! religiously.
2952323 Skimming the first four or five paragraphs of the Chinese text it seems normal enough. Though I'm not a native speaker.
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Still reads better than a Felix Dawn fic. There was no coming into his friend Rainbow Dash's anywhere… Sorry, I should say "coming into his friend Cloud Treasure Daisy"
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I know, right? Seriously, I would watch the shit out of that show!
Also, I could be wrong, but Ah Kun sounds more Korean than Chinese. Though that could be because I binge played Analog and Hate Plus two weeks ago.
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Still awesome.