You Either Die a Hero... · 3:34pm Apr 1st, 2015
Hi Everyone.
I wanted to give a bit of an explanation to some changes with regard to my focus on fimfiction that you might start to see in the upcoming months.
You see, something I’ve become increasingly concerned with is my follower count. Simply, I just don’t have enough. Seeing as how follower count is pretty much the only metric that matters ever, it’s become clear to me that rather than trying to improve my writing for my own benefit, I should instead just crank up the numbers to help me feel better about myself.
So, the question remains, how to get more followers? The answer is simple.
Drama!
That’s right. I know, I know, it’s so obvious now! So what I plan to do is focus less on writing stories, and more on writing blog posts designed to stir the pot, so to speak. That’s much more accessible, after all, and people will be way more inclined to follow me with so much drama going on. Seriously, I can’t stress enough how much drama is going to be involved. Like a whole bunch of it.
I’ve already come up with a list of easy targets topics:
- That one clop writer has a butt-ton of stories that are all pretty much the same but is way more popular than me, and I don’t like it (seriously guys why is everyone so much more popular than me?)
- A famous fimfic author is Racist/Sexist/Homophobic/A Girl and Also Probably Has Cooties
- Why that fic everyone loves is bad, and you should feel bad for liking it
- Teenage Angst
- Pretentiousness
- Advertising a collab I’m never going to finish (Does the other writer even know it’s still going? Did they know in the first place?)
- How I can’t find motivation to write about ponies banging each other anymore
- More Teenage Angst
- Why Fimfiction is Bad Now (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bookshelves)
- Cancelling Stories (So long Mis-Shapes, you had a good run)
- My Serious One-Shot isn’t as popular as my Sexy One-Shot, and I’m mad/sad/indifferent about it
- Quitting the Site Forever
- Coming Back
- Unfunny April Fool’s Jokes
- Even More Teenage Angst
- Pathos
As you can see, it’s going to be great. On the downside, devoting so much time and energy to not writing stories means I’m not going to have as much time and energy to devote to stories anymore. I’ll make sure to do a blog post about that, though, so don’t worry, you’ll all be kept in the loop about how behind I am on new chapters that probably won’t ever surface.
I hope you’re all as excited about this as I am. I’ve already taken the initiative and stopped writing entirely, just to get myself in the right mindset, so expect a whole heap of drama right around the corner.
Until then,
Grimm
And of course, Happy April 1st.
You shut your whore mouth.
Ah yes. The traditional method.
~Skeeter the Lurker
Maybe if you wrote more foalcon I'd feel better about watching you. All of my stories are basically recountings of my adventures with my little girls in my dungeon.
Good to see you getting a running start on this one.
2931499
Ah, I knew I'd forgotten something. I'll put it on the to-do list, right next to the "Human in Equestria Harem Epic".
2931586 make sure it's not rape, though! Having sex with fillies (or little girls for that matter) isn't rape, after all, since they're not old enough to say no.
2931499
The best bit about this comment is how it'll look later.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2931718
But then people will see the date and realize it was a jokeI don't understand what it looks like
2931814 ... Badgerpony, please don't do that to me.
2931954 You saw my blog, didn't you? I really am Peppy.
2931976 Sure you are. On April first.
2932293
stop ruining the funpusy bich