It's about time i cleared some things up · 2:49pm Apr 1st, 2015
It pains me to see everyone grasping at theories when only i know the answers so here they are:
Twister is the love child of a chicken and a potato
Matteo is really a bear in a griffon suit
Little Star is actually 50 years old
Storm Front actually has three dads and he's one of his dads
Squall is the happiest pony in equestria
Soarin is a shadowbolt spy
Fleetfoot wants to have sex with herself
Spitfire has a part time job as a clown
Silver Lining's scar is a poorly made tattoo
Blaze and High Winds are actually both stallions, but that doesn't make them any more or less gay.
Wave Chill actually does have a six foot pole stuck up his ass, i think Silver put it there.
Fire Streak and Lightning Streak are the same pony he just moves so fast and is so bi-polar that it looks like they're two of them
Surprise sleeps in a bird cage
Misty Fly is always silently judging you.
Celestia is on vacation.
Rainbow Dash is in love with Big Mac
The shadowbolts are actually pulling a huge prank that will culminate in a surprise party to celebrate Luna's infinity+2 birthday party
and Kayn Ost is Bloomberg.
Hope that clears up everything.
(april fools)
Best April fools I've ever seen was a paper local to my city saying that the next county was drifting away from mainland UK..
...just a shame it didn't really happen. Bloody Cornish.
wonder how many you pranked? Didn't work on me.
Surprise sleeps in a bird cage
^-^
Misty Fly is always silently judging you.
Celestia is on vacation
These three ^ I can actually believe! But the rest are just a bunch of laughable statements.
But it is hilarious! I found it hard to carry on reading because I was laughing so hard XD
2931270 you sure Fred and George aren't going around with their pranks?
2931276
wasn't a serious attempt
2931283 still funny though.
Lolololololololol
Also let's not forget that Squall is Japonies.
And Rainbow Dash wrote the whole thing... I hate april Fools. Kish you had me going till I got to number three. LOL
2931283 go ahead and let the rest of the Pegasus Pose know that I will have them appear in ILOE. You guys will be known as Pegasus Squadron. Also, I might do something with your Rapid, such as how he became that womanizer.
2931302
i didnt notice till after that i wrote Rainbow Dash loves Mac then posted a ThunderDash pic right after xD but hey it ended up making it even better
Best April fools yet…ok fine this is only the second one but whatever…but seriously though it totally beats a fake episode that I was looking forward to it was such a pleasent Surprize not but really I was like waaatt??
Happy April fools to you to man.
2931317 Yeah. I was going... "What!?!" Then "Oh Brother!"
BLOOMBERG HOW COULD YOU!!! To think my friends named their brony group after you! I feel so betrayed
2931684
ARE YOU A CHICKEN?!?!?!?!?!
2931719
cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/rage-rage-l.png
2931719 YOUR A BOOK
2931735 HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM US
ALSO I'M ACTUALLY A BUTTERFLY
2931744 IM SORRY SO VERY SORRY
2931752 IM ALREADY ON THE TRAIN
You know, that is actually believable
2931776 JUST CHANGED MY NAME IM KNOW KNOWN AS BOOT
2931807 Excellent
*looks at fleetfoot's eyes widened with a crazy smile*
i was always crazy.
2931807
2931802
i now ship boot/book
2931907 you ship us ?!?!
2931921
BOOTBOOK OTP.
ITS EVEN BETTER THAN TOMBERG
2931963 really
2931963 all aboard the s.s bootbook
2932184 ook
2932328 I'm gonna book now
I knew it!!!!!!!
2932374 actually it kinda looked like one.Calm are you lying to us
2932394 but what if he isn't
2932433
2932426
WHAT IF IM LYING TO MYSELF?!
2932437 if your lying to yourself you'll EXPLODE
2932468
AND THEN THE EXPLOSION WILL EXPLODE
2932496 AND THEN THAT COMBUSTION WILL COMBUST THEN EXPLODE
2932538 WHERE'S MY LEG
MY LEGS ON FIRE
Whenever I need to laugh, I legit just look at your blogs and their comments. There's always some sort of weird, irrelevant and overly-enthusiastic conversation going on. Awesome
So, in light of what seems to be the currenT topic, EXPLOSIONS!!! 
2932587 MY ARM @#$@
2932751
thats how we roll around here!
2932794
Bowling balls are cubes
2932801
i struck out on the tenth hole before the field goal from the free throw line on a tennis court.
2932799 All I've!ever known is a lie
2932794 rollings the only thing I can do coz I have no leg !!!!!!!!
2932833
the one on the hockey rink
2932817 I'm confused
2932751 were. cRaZy.pEoPlEz
I am not surprised by any of this.
I went up to about storm front's, and then i knew that this whole thing is really truuuee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!