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OneUppington


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  • 432 weeks
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  • 433 weeks
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  • 435 weeks
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  • 447 weeks
    Why you shouldn't trust Acer with your children

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  • 450 weeks
    Why Woundsalt's taking his sweet time again...

    How many of you have already guessed 'laptop trouble?'
    ...
    Yeah.

    It's battery trouble this time, so at least it's a new laptop problem.

    It also doesn't help it being the rap battle. It's going to be a long chapter.
    Anyway, I'm using G-docs on a G-drive so I can at least get it from wherever I go and work till my heart's content. That being said, however, expect delays.

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Mar
30th
2015

Fixed! · 7:23am Mar 30th, 2015

So I've been talking to the mods about my Italic bandit and they have informed me that they found the IP address and banned their ass from the site. Hopefully this shit won't happen again-gain-gain-gain-gain-g-

You think this is a prank, don't you?
You think I am not real, that I am nothing but a figment of your friend's imagination.
You think your friend is... as he would say it, 'fucking with you' for some gag.
You are wrong, Mister Page.
You are still blinded by your father, Mister Page.
...
I know you are frightened of me, Mister Page. However, if you dare say your false goddess' name in my presence again, the punishment will be severe.
...
If you wish to hear the truth, Mister Page, then please give me a Drinky-poo.

-gain.

Anyway, I'll be releasing that story idea Wednesday.

Till then,
Uppy.

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Comments ( 3 )

I'm glad to hear that, I was getting worried there for a second :twilightsmile:

You do realise what I have written there?

I mean, there is all the talk about cyber-bandits, and what should we do if you would have been attacked by one of them?

You really don't see me, do you?

I am soooo glad he is finally gone!

I am not...

Soooooo, now you can concentrate even more on the new chapter *Insert Satan Emoticon here*

What?

Just kidding. I would never do that to you, aslong as you aren't my neighbor.

*Chuckles in a sinister and suspicious manner*
Everything is going as planned.

soon we shall drinky-poo on the blood of the unworthy. :pinkiecrazy:

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