Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Flights to Equestria · 5:03am Mar 14th, 2015
It’s fun that all of these airlines are tweeting jokes about a flight to Equestria. However, it is important to stay grounded in reality, and remember that airplanes can’t actually get you there.
The real way to get to Equestria is through a rift in the spacetime continuum that opens approximately 26 times a year, and stays open for 22 minutes per occurrence. The concentrated Equine Radiation that spills out of the rift affects the emotions of those exposed to it, and alters our central nervous systems, expanding our consciousnesses onto the Equestrian plane.
So please, folks, don’t believe the hype about airplane travel to Equestria. That’s scientifically impossible, and just plain silly.
-Sprocket
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Very nicely said.
And who knows..... If we take in enough radiation while being on the Equestrian plane and live the spirit of Equestria, we might ascend to this place for real one day.
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The radiation is obviously a by-product of the magical energies produced by ponies. Therefore, staying in the plane for the full twenty two minutes each twenty six years, you would have a chance of gaining mutations that bind you to the plane.
What the f**k did I just ramble on about?