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Heavyhauler75622


Trying to get these wonderful ideas out of my head and down for everyone to read...

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  • 174 weeks
    It finally happened...

    Last night, I finally attracted my first imbecile...

    And applied my first block, after YEARS of being here.

    I have discovered, to my amazement, that there are individuals here who write the most fulsome trash known to man; then spend their other waking moments playing "Kelsey Grammar N*zi" upon other writers, amongst other literary abuses...

    Now.

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    1 comments · 236 views
  • 365 weeks
    Starlight Glimmer...

    Hey, peeps!

    Time for a little controversy...

    Glimglam...

    Love her or hate her, Starlight Glimmer is the flava of the year in S7. The Hasbro Mary Sue, some say...others, the emotionally damaged creature reaching for acceptance...

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    0 comments · 454 views
  • 381 weeks
    Well, it's been out a day...

    Hi, Everyone!

    Well, it's been out for a day...

    "Buckball Mania"...a different kind of story. Usually, any story, or group of stories like a montage, focuses on a pony (person), or group of.

    "Buckball" actually focuses on the game, making it a mirror for the impact it makes on our ponies lives.

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    0 comments · 363 views
  • 382 weeks
    Buckball Mania

    It's out...

    "Buckball Mania"...

    I have absolutely no idea where to promote this story. It's full of everypony, Equestria Girls, Princesses, and three Sirens...

    Help me out here, my friends...

    Thanks,

    Crystalheart...

    PS: This is a montage of little moments, all tied together by a game...so be ready...

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  • 382 weeks
    A new story...

    Hi, everyone...

    Just uploaded to the site a new one. 10,000 words. A few edits, and I'll make it live...

    In the meantime, a few hints...

    Ponyville purple, sky blue, and white...

    Won against Appleoosa red...

    Sure were a LOT of ponies in the stands...

    Soooo...MAYBE it's time for Equestria to have a professional sports team...

    And how they react to it...

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Mar
6th
2015

Wow...incredible... · 7:12pm Mar 6th, 2015

"Derpy Meets The Doctor" has been out almost a day...and the response has been overwhelmingly positive!!

I had been sticking to the short story; 6,000 or slightly more words, fast reads, stuff readers could fit in amongst their busy days. This was a story for those who could manage a 90,000 word count story on a day or more off, cabin fever, long trips, those sort of things.

Boy, was I SO wrong...!:facehoof:

I'm glad to give you something you really like.

Crystalheart

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Comments ( 9 )

Question. Why do you put

Crystalheart

at the end of every post?

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You know the craze about OC's, correct?
I'm part of a Facebook group, Semper Filly. Military Bronies and Pegasisters. One of our members, Jake The Army Guy was on Nightline when they went to BronyCon and found out about adults that like candy colored equines.

Shortly after I became a member there, I had this stupid crazy idea...get a bunch of OC's together, and do a group art picture of us. Not one of those class pictures where all the ponies would look all stiff waiting for the camera to go off. Something dynamic.

From that idea, Relaxing on a Saturday Night, (http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/409662/relaxing-on-a-saturday-night) was born...

Only one problem...I didn't have an OC. Seriously. I came up with the idea, but fell short on execution.

I have a Fallout:Equestria story I'm writing, with a Crystal Pony protagonist. The pic of the guy you see when I comment and stuff. Crystal Ponies get pretty much ignored except for the occasional cameos, or something like "The Equestrian Games". If you think "Derpy Meets The Doctor" is a good read, that monster is over 230,000 words and still not finished. So, I took him as my OC. Spent HOURS on MS Paint with a generic puppet rig based on Doctor Whooves, threw Braeburn's mane and tail on him, then crystallized him up. If anything, I can look at the dude when I write for him, to keep me focused. And he's in the big pic we had made by dori-to. Pounding a Griffon near the bar, at the base of the left-hand pillar. Me.

He's kinda an alter-ego of myself now.

And his name is Crystalheart.

2855376 Fallout Equestria?

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That's the dark alternative universe written by Kkat, based on the "Fallout" series of games. And dark it is...

2855722 I like my mlp light and fluffy with a side of dawwww fries, thank you very much.

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Most do...but as a writer, you sometimes enjoy the challenges.
I had a hard time finding the handle on Applejack. Honesty is, well, honesty. Unlike Rarity, who has more facets than the gems on her Cutie Mark, AJ can be bland, and needs others around to point up her Element.

To figure her out, I wrote "The Mare With No Name", an almost scene by scene take of the first few minutes of "A Few Dollars More", with Applejack becoming a blend of Col. Mortimer, and Manco.

It turned out to be wildly popular; not quite like "Derpy Meets The Doctor", but not too bad at all. And one day in the future, I'm sure I'll re-visit her, and take her further down that road...

Crystalheart

2856677 Applejack? Bland? You must be joking, i mean she is such an interesting character. Remember the time she....umm oh one time she did that thing... errr oh oh oh and that time she said the thing to... the...... guy..... Umm ok you got me, which one is applejack? Is she the one with carrot cutiemark?

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Yeah, I hear you about Applejack.

But put her in a black duster and clothing rig, give her a long barreled Colt .45 with three apples on the grip, (and no, you don't want to know why...yet), and make her a bounty killer bent on nemesis level revenge, and suddenly, she gets very interesting...

As Crystalheart mused in "Relaxing on a Saturday Night", "Not everything in Equestria was Magic and Friendship..."

Crystalheart

2856719 do the 3 apples represent grannysmith applebloom and big mac?

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