So... time for the bad news.

Hey everyone. Just letting you know that I am not, in fact, dropping off the face of the planet. No, I'm off to go do charity work.

Without Internet.

For six months.

...

Please don't hate me.

I promise that I will be back with a vengeance after the new year!

But until then, I'm sorry you have to wait so long for me to update my stories.

Comments

[soulpony]

Ok. Well have a good time

[Dusty the Royal Janitor]

Wow O.O That's a long time.

Welp, hope you have a good time with that anyway

[iloveportalz0r]

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[Starfall]

Good luck dude!

[Calen]

Have fun.

[CJoy]

Help those people! We won't hate you! How could we?

Enjoy your newfound love of socialising!

[Schrodinger's Pony]

Thanks for all the support!

[Juria]

Good luck dude, and we'll all be waiting for your return.

[ThunderDash]

we will wait for you but you must promise you will come back
and have fun

[kladdos]

have a good time

[Causal Quill]

Oh no! Well, your return will be eagerly awaited.

[ColdGoldLazarus]

That's just criminal! I'll never forgive you!

Just kidding. Have fun, and help people out!

[paper bag wizard]

glad you are helping the charity

[ShadowKick]

Until your return, Schrodinger's Pony, I will remain unsure whether you are alive or dead.

[Schrodinger's Pony]

Thanks all! I'm glad you're all understanding about this.

[FlowerGirl3765]

Until next time, this is the Pony Show!

[Mr. Mister]

I'll admit I'm a little sad I won't be seeing updates from you for a while but I sincerely admire what you're doing.

Seriously, kudos to you man

[Lava84flow]

I will miss the MindFuck.

[Rokas]

If you die while you're gone and Family Secrets never gets finished then after I die I SHALL HUNT YOU DOWN IN THE AFTERLIFE AND PUNCH YOU UNTIL PLOTLINES COME OUT.

Of course, you're probably already gone, so if you die you won't read this before that happens. I would hope, though, that you'd make it into Heaven and can at least check your emails from there and see this and know that MY WRATH WILL ONLY BE STOPPED BY GOD ALMIGHTY. (Or any of His empowered agents) But I'm sure He wants to see this story finished as much as the next guy. How do I know? Because of the Duck-billed Platypus. If that's not proof that God has a twisted sense of humor, then I don't know what is.

Anyway, if you do return alive and mostly intact, welcome back and GET BACK TO WORK YOU SLACKER.

Also, Pinkie Pie knows where you sleep.

[kookylookyman]

You'll still be writing still though, right?

I could NEVER go that long without internet

[PPS]

Pretty close to 2013. I wonder how soon after the new year he meant. Hopefully soon, but we can wait. (After all, we did.)

[Frederick the Saiyan]

659121 I was just looking at his profile, and it said he had been on around a day ago. Could that be a good sign?

[PPS]

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He's been on and off surprisingly frequently for months. Must've found access somewhere.