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truekry


The one German who is lazy for real.

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  • 46 weeks
    Still here

    Yeah, I'm still here.

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  • 282 weeks
    Art

    Yes, I'm alive and JBL is getting the next chapter for translation in the next hours.

    I waited a little bit because I wanted this to be finished first, cause it's relevant in said chapter:

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    3 comments · 941 views
  • 290 weeks
    Windows Update

    As some of you may have heard, the Windows 10 October Update has a very big flaw.

    I got to experience it.

    I lost a lot of data and while I have backups, they are a month old or even more. I'll need a week
    to work on the next chapter of Journey, again. Sorry folks, but this time, blame Microsoft...

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  • 292 weeks
    I was busy

    As I stated in the authors note in the latest chapter of Journey, I took a break from said story. After working for so long on the same project, I needed to do something else. The results were "Love Conquers All" and it's sequel. But I did write a lot more. Mostly only one or two chapters of a concept for a new story. One of those I want to share with you guys today. I already talked about this

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  • 308 weeks
    Being an a**hole will get you hurt!

    Attention to all those special snowflakes out there: This will probably hurt your feelings. So grab your safety blanket / pillow / peacock and be prepared because here is the harsh truth: If you're constantly a massive asshole, someone will eventually snap and you get what you deserve. Anon had it coming, there is no denying that. And "being

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Feb
6th
2015

Journey hit the 1000 · 5:31pm Feb 6th, 2015

Yeah, it happened. And against what I said in my last blog entry, I have something for you. But I wanted it to give you along with the next chapter, which will be coming on Sunday. Not that I tried...

[18:16:52] JBL: Huzzah!
[18:17:23] tio: Huzzah! indeed
[18:18:29] JBL: We are here live at the scene, where just moments ago, Journey just struck its 1000th upvote. With me here today is Tio, the writer behind the success of Journey. Tell me, Mister Tio, how do you feel right now?
[18:18:50] tio: Well, I just peed myself...
[18:19:17] JBL: Oh, well that's certainly something everyone would expect of a German, Mister Tio.
[18:20:01] tio: Yeah, we tend to fill up or piss in bottles and sell it the americans as beer. They never know the difference
[18:20:51] JBL: You would be right if not for the fact that piss probably has more of a kick to it than American beer.
[18:21:06] tio: *Light Beer
[18:21:26] tio: What do you say, celebrate the 1000 and release this saturdays chapter early?
[18:21:46] JBL: hahahahahaha no
[18:21:52] tio: I tried
[18:22:15] JBL: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/167/7/1/i_tried__now_in_4k_by_hudgeba778-d698qh2.png
[18:22:57] tio: You try, you fail. Know you know to never try again
- Homer Simpson
[18:23:16] tio: A very yellow man
[18:23:33] tio: OK thats only works in German
[18:23:51] JBL: "Lisa, we're Americans. You just got to do everything half-assed"
[18:24:39] tio: One German word for "smart" is "weise". And the color "white" is "weiß". While written differently, they're nearly spoken the same.
[18:25:26] JBL: smart or wise = weise. Well look at that

Well, till Sunday folks...

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Comments ( 6 )

Congrats on your 1k milestone

2774243 What Fluttershy said.

To be honest, this makes me wish I had taken German in high school. Thanks Mom for suggesting that the Spanish I don't remember would be more important.

At least I know to ask where the bathroom is.

Congrats Tio, I can't think of many authors more deserving than you. This was one of the first stories I followed on this site, as it was in the feature box when I joined back in August 2014. I look forward to reading it to its conclusion.

Here's to 2000!

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