Introducing my OC · 9:51pm Feb 5th, 2015
The Questionnaire
“Babe, what the hay is this?” The light grey unicorn held the sheaf of paper in his magical field, scanning it incredulously.
“Well Vocal, It's, well…it’s a…questionnaire…” The dark blue pegasus’ voice trailed off through sheer embarrassment.
“I can see it’s a questionnaire Dusk,” Vocal Chord said with a roll of his dark blue eyes, “what I want to know is why my coltfriend has given it to me.”
Dusk shuffled his hooves inside the wicker basket, closely inspecting the weave as he spoke. “It's a ‘getting to know you’ questionnaire.” The young pegasi explained like it was the most reasonable thing in Equestria.
“A getting to know…Dusk…”
“Um, yes Vocal?”
“This questionnaire has seventy five questions and more than twenty pages! You expect me to answer these? Really?”
“Well, if you wouldn't mind…”
“But babe we’re dating! You're cute and I love you! Why do you need this?” The exasperated unicorn waved the paper at his coltfriend.
“Well, this book I borrowed from Twilight’s library said it was a good idea to get as much information about your new partner as possible…” Dusk trailed off again as the basket lurched into motion.
“Twilight huh? Which book was this?”
A fierce blush flared across the pegasi’s muzzle, turning his dark blue coat a bright purple. “Romance 101, A novice guide to dating.”
“Oh Dusk Melody, what am I to do with you?” Vocal laughed out loud, throwing the questionnaire over the side of the hot air balloon basket with a wave of his magic.
“Hey!...mmph!” Dusk’s protest was cut short as Vocal leant in for a kiss, their lips pressing tenderly against each other as Vocal gently pushed his tongue into his coltfriends mouth.
Steadily the hot air balloon rose into the afternoon sky and the gentle tender kiss gradually became more passionate. As Dusk surrendered himself to his cute unicorn, and finding himself nursing a major wingboner, he suddenly realised he didn't really care about the questionnaire after all.
