I know exactly how I want to end the story, but between that and the first chapter I have to make the concept of "Twilight lugging a dead body around" entertaining. I could do it easily if I were an animator, but that requires a lot of time and effort(ew).
"Mwahahaha, you were all fools to think you could defeat Pooplor: King of all Pony Shit!" cried Equestria's newest and most dangerous supervillain, "now watch mortal ponies, as I coat all of Equestria in heaps of moldy feces!"
So today I was wandering around the local mall, lamenting my own existence.
I felt a bit thirsty, so I went to purchase a watermelon smoothie. It isn't on the menu, but they have Strawberry/Watermelon and they keep the flavors separate, so I can order it anyway, even if they look at me like I'm a psycho when I do.
Was Meeester the one who rejected it?
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2760529 that makes more sense
But damn it, if the mods aren't the most lovable of iron-fisted leadership.