I'm working on a new story(not that anyone cares). · 3:49am Feb 13th, 2015
"Mwahahaha, you were all fools to think you could defeat Pooplor: King of all Pony Shit!" cried Equestria's newest and most dangerous supervillain, "now watch mortal ponies, as I coat all of Equestria in heaps of moldy feces!"
Pooplor waved his magical hands, and twirled his magical moustache as he sprayed feces into the air, smiling devilishly as it formed into a country-sized ball of shit. He was about to shatter the colossal ball when he noticed, amongst all of the crying and running citizens, a lone purple alicorn, sitting and staring at him like she was bored out of her mind.
"You there, foolish purple pony, why are you just sitting there? Do you not comprehend the poopy-doom that awaits you?"
"Oh don't mind me mister Pooplor, I'm just waiting for some sort of rainbow-colored deus ex machina."
"What the hell are y-" before he could even finish his sentence, a rainbow laser shot into the ball of poop overhead, causing it to collapse in on itself and create a brown hole(like a black hole but for poop) that sucked Pooplor into it's center, and crushed his entire body into a tiny ball. Then, as quickly as it came, the brown hole vanished.
"I swear these villains get more retarded every year."
Based on what I have so far I can only assume that it will become more popular than My Little Dashie.
A fair assumption. It seems to be just as heart wrenching, if not more.
sounds shitty
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