WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

So today I was wandering around the local mall, lamenting my own existence.

I felt a bit thirsty, so I went to purchase a watermelon smoothie. It isn't on the menu, but they have Strawberry/Watermelon and they keep the flavors separate, so I can order it anyway, even if they look at me like I'm a psycho when I do.

As I was waiting for my drink I noticed this.

This is bullshit!

Somebody got some candy from the machine, and just fuckin' left it here.

But the real bullshit?

THE PLACE WHERE THIS ASSHOLE GOT THE CANDY WAS TWO FEET AWAY!!!!

This means that some retard paid money for some candy, only to turn the fuck around and leave it on a pillar. Even though this is the food court and there are LITERALLY GARBAGE BINS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

FUCK YOU MYSTERIOUS CANDY PERSON! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A RETARDED CRIPPLE, IF I FIND YOU I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

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