Fic-A-Minute: Forbidden Fruit

With all the porn floating around here like chum in a sea of hungry sharks, you'd be forgiven if today's story title was a little suspect.

I suppose you'll have to bite into this tempting apple after the break and see!

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Forbidden Fruit
by Vargras

Applejack

Granny Smith is dying.

Twilight Sparkle

There’s a golden apple that can save her. I’ll help you find it.

(The two travel for a time.)

Applejack

Hey, Twilight. We may have to eat meat in order to survive.

Twilight

What brought this on?

Applejack

Dunno. Seemed topical at the time.

(They find the apple after passing the pegasus, earth, and unicorn (PEU) test. Granny Smith eats it and gets better.)

THE END

Applejack

Wow. Not a single piece of romance though that whole trip.

Twilight

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, there’s a sequel...

Comments

[RTStephens]

Alternate PEU's:

1.) stinky cheese

2.) PEW! PEW!

[Themaskedferret]

2741765 What no "You must write this much to continue"?

[RTStephens]

2741882
Not familiar with that saying in this context.

[Themaskedferret]

2741896 *Laughs* For exams and suchs, where you have to write a certain amount. I was sort of lampooning "You must be this tall to X"