IT'S HAPPENING... · 8:02pm Jan 2nd, 2015
I told you it was coming, but even I didn't believe me!
THAT'S RIGHT FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS! Siren of the Everfree will be updating later today, after (one, two... eight...) a long-ass time!
Wait, what the crap; when did you two get here? 
There's one thing Fimfiction readers love, it's updates!
That's right, they read them faster than our last scam got us thrown out of Ponyville!
They read them so fast Rainbow Dash herself can't keep up!
Yes, Fimfiction readers love updates, but when you read things that fast, you know what happens!
Indeed! The updates are all gone!
And then it gets boring!
So, we made another update!
DOUBLE UPDATE POWER!!!
...what? 
You've got it! This time we're offering not only ONE update to Siren of the Everfree,
...But we've got a second one ready to follow it up as well!
Uh, no I don't; the next one isn't-
YES, you'll be able to enjoy TWO
TWO
TWO TIMES THE UPDATES!!
The next one isn't ready! You can't just-
And you know what the best part is Flim?
What's that Flam?
This offer is 100%, Four Princess Royal Seal of Approval, GUARANTEED!
That means that it absolutely WILL happen!
No matter what a certain unicorn-riding Pirate has to say about it!
.... you guys suck, 
