I do not even English class · 7:37pm Nov 24th, 2014
For the first English class in le university (mandatory, unfortunately), it has been quite shitty. Most of the time, I do not pay attention in class because I either do not understand what the teacher is talking about (mostly this), or it is just incredibly boring (occasionally this). We just had an in-class assignment (a final thingy): do a critical summary of some shit, minimum length = 300 words. I got aboot a third of that done in the allotted time (less or more, depending on how you count it). I suppose it does not matter that I ran out of time, since I also ran out of things to say.
We also hav a final assignment due Wednesday. We hav had over a week to do it, but I do not know what to do, so I hav not started it. I asked the teacher aboot it today, and she said it is worth 30% of the final grade and that it is likely I will fail the course.
So, to those of you who spew out thousands of words per hour, my question is: where do you buy the drugs that let you do that, and how much do they cost?
A fun exercise for the whole family: guess how long it took me to make this post. Answer: too long
P.S.: contractions are literally homosexual
P.P.S.S.: also, drawing is hard as fuck
i average about 500 words per year
is that okay
I learned how to think quickly by playing video games that forced me to think quickly. I grew up with RTS, namely the Command & Conquer series and Rise of Nations, though there were others.
Video games are the drug that permanently altered my brain chemistry.
2614236 nah das k
2614267 I suck at strategy games (fail everything but the tutorial levels) ._.
I only thought contractions were only figuratively homosexual.
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I could teach you my ways.
Huh, I figured someone like you would at least be decent at the expository side of things.
2614295 Nope, it is literal
2614297 Tell me more
2614346 Oh?
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It's on Steam now.
Oh. Rise of Nations, all day every day.
Outrunning the AI on age advancement while still keeping a functional military is pretty difficult. The scope of getting from beginning to end requires a lot of intensive thinking, and it's layered, so the more you learn, the better you get. There is no "best way to do it" in that game, but there are ways to do it well consistently, and learning how to react and puzzle out issues when some faggot computer attacks you with an army is pretty fun.
It's forced adaptation to something you want to win.
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Well, when you're not spewing verbal muck like a retarded chimpanzee with hepatitis, you seem to be at least adequate semantically.
What is your project anyway?
Get drunk
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Push out a big fucking heap of shit about a random ass topic. Gets me an A errytime.