Nov
1st
2014
Okay guys, here's the deal: · 4:02pm Nov 1st, 2014
I got a little fucked up last night. Coffee, chocolate, and pie were involved. Now I'm going to be alright, but I think I may have-
Oh what the fuck did I post!?
That was a joke I was just going to threaten you guys with, not actually show you!
Eh, it did get a lot of favorites and - oh my god, TittySparkles read this.
This is like emailing Lauren Faust the entirety of the If You Series.
I have to check my email. Updates later.
'Kay.
th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/191/6/c/icon_16__nightmare_moon_by_skyline19-d6ct1zb.jpg
Okay, just gonna collect those oinks, paste aaaaand Gone!
She is now aware of the If You series.
No, not really. i'm not that much of an idiot.
img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120814/640/captions_that_will_make_you_laugh_part_3_640_19.jpg
Lets see if your mind is dirty.50-best.com/images/funny_caption_pictures/dirty_mind.jpg
I was entertained, Of course I'm going to fav a story if it entertains me.
2567938
it's just ketchup and a hotdog, so what?
2567877
what is the if you series?
That changeling thing?
2567975 You don't have a dirty mind I see.
2567978
ooooh, now I see it, a tongue?
I really just got that...pretty sad...
2567979 That ketchup bottle sure loves its hot dogs* eyebrow wiggle*
2567987
the hotdog needs to go inside the bottle to fully coat it in ketchup for extra flavor.
@TWW, you better finish that story, because it is oh so hilarious.
2567989 I absolutely despise ketchup as a condiment, as it is the unwashed jock strap of the condiment world.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2567938 fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/081/8/b/heavy_breathing_by_icebreak23-d7b7niw.png
2568048
Finally, someone who agrees with me!
@TWW, We've all done things under the influence we regret. Could be worse. You could be Shining in the If You stories..
2569386 You despise the devil sauce too? +10 respect.
Just out of curiosity, do you happen to like mustard? I like mustard, as long as it isn't yellow mustard. I have a thing for brown, dijon, delicatessen, and spicy mustards, but I can only tolerate yellow mustard.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2569394 If my only option is yellow mustard or no mustard, 8/10 I just go no mustard.
Spicy brown, anything German/Austrian and Dijon are all winners. Honey is also good for somethings. Not sure if you're a fan of bbq sauce but if so mix equal parts spicy brown and a mildish bbq together. Its spicy and tangy and sweet and sour and your tongue cannot hold all of these flavors.
2569407 Barbecue sauce is good. Have you ever had a mustard based barbecue sauce? If not, you should buy some and try it.
On a slightly related note, do you like hot sauce? I like hot sauces, although I don't like pepper sauces all that much.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2569416 As I had said, I tend to blend a good mustard and a good barbeque together. Though if I can find some wiggle room in my food bill I'll pick some up.
Hell yes I like hot sauce, though I have come to enjoy some flavor with my (massive amounts of) heat. I'm not sure what you mean by a pepper sauce though. Is it a sauce that derives its kick from peppercorns?
2569442 Peppers sauce would be like Tabasco and other sauces that are similar in taste. They have a real peppery taste that can be overpowering at times.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2569713 I do like Tabasco sauce, but then again my family makes salsa every year and a batch always turns out hot as balls. This year, one of the batches was calle "Dragon's Breath Rounds."
2569943 Salsa, I love a good salsa. My dad actually gets me ghost pepper salsa that burns like hell but is oh so delicious. I love it.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2570061 Oh gods ghost pepper. I would try it in salsa but never as a hot sauce. Never again.
memecrunch.com/meme/2GJ0Y/thousand-yard-stare/image.png
I ran around Alex Bay for a solid half hour feeling like I just went down on a fire elemental.
It was not a kind lover...
2570070 I once took a bite out of a fresh habanero that I grew; it felt like a nuke went off in my mouth. Burned for four hours straight after a liter of water and six tall glasses of milk. And after it stopped burning, my lips would flare up whenever they were touched for about two more hours afterwards.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2570093 Thankfully my body tolerates heat far better than that. Still, ouch.
You'll forgive me for laughing though I hope, that is a funny mental image.
2570133 I still laugh about it, even though it was six years ago. I do have a decent heat tolerance, but still, straight habanero is pretty fucking spicy.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2570163 Yes, yes it is.
2569713 A1 sauce...
2573677 Eww, that stuff is nasty. Not as bad as ketchup, but close. Heinz 57 makes a decent steak sauce though.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2573937 You fail so bad when you say A1 is nasty. I can't even talk to you right now.
2573947 You say I fail, have you ever had a good steak sauce? (Don't say A1, say something else)
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574107 Yes I have. You didn't ask what the name was.
Um does Kroger brand count?
2574117 Kroger brand is meh, not as bad as A1, but not great. I personally prefer barbecue sauce to steak sauce, but that is just me.
My favorite barbecue sauce would have to be Chicken 'n' Ribs sauce.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2570172
2574127
2574117
Okay seriously, the fuck people? There are haunted vaginas, why are we talking about condiments?
On that note: fuck you, ketchup is awesome.
2574140
(I had put like thirty of that emote, but it didn't like it.)
Yes, your comment was that hilarious.
We started talking about condiments when someone posted picture of a bottle of ketchup being poured onto a hot dog in a way that made the ketchup pouring out look like a tongue licking the dog. Also, ketchup is nasty.
Also, TWW, how much would someone have to pay you to stick your dick into a haunted vagina?
Oh, and your welcome for the explanation.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574157 Depends on who the vagina belongs to.
2574157 Yea I messed up putting that on here.
2574174 And what is haunting the vagina.
Okay, Meghan Fox with a slimer (you know, the green ghost in ghostbusters)?
I would say $500US, at least for me. Sure it would be kinda nasty, but at the same time, bragging rights saying you banged her.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574180 You didn't mess up, because it sparked a somewhat entertaining set of conversations about the merits of different condiments.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574180 Don't apologize, I love that image!
2574185 I wouldn't fuck Megan Fox if her vagina cured cancer, slimer or no.
Sorry, I really don't like Megan Fox
2574211 I don't really like her either, but still, bragging rights. Be thankful I didn't say Pam Anderson, because who knows how many things she's got floating around in there besides ghosts.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574214 That vagina really is haunted.
2574219 With hepatitis and stuff.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574214
That's doable.
2574271 Do you know how many guys have been up her snatch? And more than a few of them were confirmed to have STIs and STDs. Herpes, Hepatitis, and a few others.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2574278 I have a great health plan.
2574320 Can you feel the sides? I bet its like an olympic size swimming pool in there.
2574368
2574412 I can't swim so If I can't touch the side I don't swim.
2573677 A1 is good, but I've been cooking steaks with enough flavor to not need it.
2574140 I blame Celly's haunted clam. It possessed me to think about condiments and stuff.
2574320 And that has made the pain and annoyance of a 17hr day vanish.
2574781 Then my work here is done.