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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 50 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 123 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 140 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 141 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 151 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Oct
15th
2014

Short announcement · 8:48pm Oct 15th, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

First, I want to say thank you. Thank you for being that awesome group of fine folks that you are. Second, I'm going to be on here, but not as active for the next couple of weeks. My wife and I have come to the decision that we are ready to to really start our family. Naturally this means tests, more tests, and even more tests. It also means a few other things that just aren't polite to talk about in polite society, but I felt that it was necessary to go ahead and let all of you know about it.

I will be updating things, but at the the speed that I have been.

Thank all of you again,

RJP formerly LF

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Comments ( 13 )

MWAHAHA! A POSSIBLE PONY LOVING CHILD MIGHT COME TO EXISTENCE!

Does this mean you won't be on Skype or work on AS? :pinkiesad2:

Not as late or as often I'm afraid my friend. This was something we've talked about for a while, and we both decided that it was time. Today kind of cemented it since she passed her test. I'll most likely be getting off of the computer around eight or eight thirty my time.

I keep reading RJP as R.I.P.
Still, this is good news for you.

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Either would be wonderful

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Got any names? C'mon, it has to be a little pony inspired.

Hello I just want to say I hope for the best to both you and your wife and here's to your eternal happiness. :heart:

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There's a couple of names we've been tossing around for a while, but my favorite has been Athena lulamoon. The other one I thought was awesome was Rarity Belle. The boy names are following tradition of being named after family, although I'm going to try to sneak time turner in there somewhere.

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Name your boy Andy.

yeah, name him Andy!

I wish you the best of luck.

I recommend taking Rookwood's advice and go for the tongue in cheek method of foreplay.

Have lots of hot sex now, cause when the kids finally come around, it's over. :pinkiesad2:

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That's certainlly an idea :pinkiehappy:


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Oh, I believe there is quite a bit of Rookwood's advice that i will follow... and some that I'm going to say nope to.

bow chicka wow wow. I guess your new account name had some validity behind it. anyway , good luck mate.

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