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ColdGoldLazarus


Tired, But Trying (Taking Hope In G5)

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Oct
14th
2014

Something More Cheerful · 1:20am Oct 14th, 2014

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Comments ( 14 )

Found this adorableness and thought I'd share. :twilightsmile:

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ADORABLE?

i.imgur.com/XZxQJ9j.png

Ah s:yay:t.

It's that couch.

....

Yeah, this is going to get into [Mature] rated content any second now.

2531316 Cool; looking forward to it. :twilightsmile:

2531236 2531249 Indeed! :pinkiehappy:

2531450 What? :rainbowhuh: What's the significance of the couch?

Comment posted by ColdGoldLazarus deleted Oct 14th, 2014

2532153

OhgodwhydoIhavetobetheoneexplainingthis?!

Erm, yeah, funny thing about that office and such. :twilightblush:

That place is somewhat infamous over the internet because... It's a porno set.

'Actresses' would sit on the couch and erm... show their skills.

So, um....

Yeah...

:applecry: Why did I have to know about this!?

2532178 ...oh.

Well, then. Um.

I'll go ahead and change the picture, then...

2532178 Fix'd; thank you for the heads up! :twilightoops:

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Context, she can be a bitch, huh?

Also,

♪What is love!? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!♫

2532198 Yeah. :twilightoops:

I love that song! :pinkiehappy: (definitely a much better context to go with)

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