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I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

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50 Answers About Myself · 7:12am Sep 27th, 2014

Saw this in another journal, figured I'd give it a whirl.

1. What's your name?


2. How old are you?


3. What country do you live in?


4. What do you look like?

I'm shy.

5. Who do you wish you looked like?

A brunette Captain America

6. How did you come across MLP?

I was fully against it at first. I thought it was too cutesy, and hadn't seen first gen stuff involving the villains. I only thought of it as a 'girly' show. (In retrospect, that was hypocritical on my part, as I was an avid fan of Jem and She-Ra back in the day.) I was all set to watch only Transformers Prime (they came out at the same time), but a very close friend of mine convinced me to give the show a chance after the first season. I've been a fan of the show ever since, and unashamed of that fact.

7. Favorite ship and why?

Rarijack. They're both working girls with a strong dedication to family, who're making their own way through life. I admire that.

8. Least favorite ship?

TwiDash. Aside from Daring Do and the Elements, they have nothing in common... Also, I HATE villainships. In ANY fandom, I HATE villainships! They're VILLAINS. "I want to eat your face!" is not secret code for "Ohmagersh I lurve you so, let us make beautiful babies together LOL!" Rivalships are just as bad.

9. Have you admitted to everyone you love ponies?

A good chunk of people, yeah.

10. Were they family?


11. Favorite episode?

...Man, I can't pick.

12. Favorite super hero?

Marvel: White Tiger (second one), Rescue, Dust, Mercury, Captain America, Iron Man, War Machine

DC: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordon, Barry Allen, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow, Hawkgirl, Plastic Man

13. Favorite anti-hero?


14. Favorite super villain?

Doctor Doom, Joker, Lex Luthor

15. Favorite anti-villain?


16. The last book you read?

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

17. Last movie you watched?

Guardians of the Galaxy

18. Favorite song at the moment?

Anything by Peter Hollens

19. Favorite song you keep coming back to?

The Parting Glass, by Peter Hollens

20. Current job?


21. What is your ideal future job?

Voice actor!

22. Dream Job?

Broadway star!

23. What is you greatest achievement so far in life?

Writing my first play and putting it on for our local theater group's evening of one acts.

24. Greatest failure?

Anytime I lost my temper for no good reason...

25. Do you have pets?

I used to...

26. What's your dream pet?


27. Any weapon you own?

Baseball bat

28. Any gun you want?

Not in the slightest

29. What religion are you?


30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day?

Abraham Lincoln

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?

...No one I'm willing to talk about publicly, for reasons I'm ashamed of...

32. Are you political?

I have political views, but I'm not political.

33. Are you married?

Sadly no.

34. Do you have a special somepony?


35. Do you have a crush?

See above

36. Care to explain?

No. :3

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

Not as such.

38. If you could hang with any living person?

...I want to see my mother again.

39. Favorite pony?


40. Any embarrassing secrets?

Silly secret: I have a huge collection of stuffed animals
Drama secret: I have a short temper...

41. If you have done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

I am proud of most of my writing. I don't think it's that good, but the fact that people like it is awe-inspiring. Thank you all. :D

42. Are you a virgin?


43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?

In third grade, I went all Rampage Mode Seras Victoria on a bully who had been beating me up all year. The paddling was WORTH IT.

44. Craziest thing you've done that you do regret?

...Too ashamed to admit it, sorry.

45. Do you have a fetish?

Bellies. Weight gain, pregnancy, vore... I like seeing a female belly expanded. I like watching women eat.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

No. Not everyone's into such things, so I don't bring it up unless asked.

47. Favorite FIM stories?

Too many to pick. I am fond of Estee's works, and I like "Nyx's Family" and "Nightmare Night and Nyx." Really, it's hard to pick just one I like.

48. Favorite quote?

"Distance doesn't matter to us! Even if we're separated we're still friends!" - Yosuke Hanamura, Persona 4

" Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live, and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories. Your fate is in your hands!" - Auron, Final Fantasy X

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

God no.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?


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Comments ( 5 )

Oh, yes. TwiDash: "We have absolutely nothing in common as people so let's fall in love."

I made Lobo story where Lobo's an ass in Equestria. I wouldn't have it any other way.

In third grade, I went all Rampage Mode Seras Victoria on a bully who had been beating me up all year. The paddling was WORTH IT.

Reminds me of what I did to someone. The guy would take my stuff and block my locker. When he broke my glasses and tried to bash me into said locker, however...

2491150 Everyone has their limits. My guy, Jeff Kerr, liked to make sure I had a healthy diet of gravel every day. Given intravenously.

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