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Three-Patch-Problem

I am the Element of Surprise! I love to write, sketch and design cool stuff. I also love pie, cats(though I'm terribly allergic), butterflies, and owls. Derpy is my spirit animal.

Three-Patch-Problem Joined 20th Jan, 2014 · Offline

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  • 472 weeks
    I'm Going to Receive Counseling

    I'm going to get therapy!

    So, for those of you who don't know (and for readers of Discordant Harmony, I've been down in the dumps lately, haven't been able to sleep, eat, most importantly write. I've been really depressed lately, and more neurotic and nervous than a Woody Allen character.

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  • 472 weeks
    If They Ever Remade Billy Wilder Films

    Who would you have to play the characters?

    (This includes already remade ones, i.e., Sabrina)

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  • 473 weeks
    Happy Easter!!!!

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  • 473 weeks
    Review of The Cutie Map or The Cutie Mark 2081!

    So this is just the writing of my dictation of my reaction.
    And YouTube still doesn't work.:ajbemused:

    All of there are approximate, so don't get mad at me if they aren't 100% accurate.
    Also:

    0:09: Oh my gosh it's the ugly castle!

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  • 474 weeks
    Prayers Please

    So my friend is in the hospital now.
    She fell again. That's twice in the past week.
    That's all I know.

    2 comments · 365 views
Sep
25th
2014

Just an Average Morning · 10:59am Sep 25th, 2014

I'm on YouTube, listening to music, bopping my head to the beat, loving every bit of the melody.
My mom comes in.
"You better not be listening to Snoop Dogg." She says. I make a guilty face.
She rips the computer from my grasp, and rips the headphones from it.
Then "Under Our Spell" from Rainbow Rocks starts blasting.

I take the laptop and crawl to my bed and curl up into a ball.

I love this song. Dang it.

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Comments ( 9 )
2006midnight
2006midnight #1 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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:twilightoops: Your mother sounds pretty mean.

Three-Patch-Problem
Three-Patch-Problem #2 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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2482170 She hasn't had coffee yet. Also, being an average teen, I used hyperbole for that story.

2006midnight
2006midnight #3 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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2482172 Ah, okay. So she's actually a nice person once she's had coffee?:duck:

2006midnight
2006midnight #5 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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2482228 :rainbowlaugh: Kinda like me then!

keam
keam #6 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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Geez, now you got me trapped as well! :rainbowkiss::raritystarry:

AkemiTheSunbro
AkemiTheSunbro #7 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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I'm curled up in my bed for an entirely di

AkemiTheSunbro
AkemiTheSunbro #8 · Sep 25th, 2014 · · ·
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I'm curled up in my bed for an entirely different reason...

[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3-tXfZE9II]

:fluttershyouch:

I NO LONGER EXIST
I NO LONGER EXIST #9 · Jan 15th, 2015 · · ·
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Hey, at least you can pull the gender thing. Imagine if you were a dude, and your mother caught you listening to that.

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