Review of The Cutie Map or The Cutie Mark 2081! · 2:18am Apr 5th, 2015
So this is just the writing of my dictation of my reaction.
And YouTube still doesn't work.
All of there are approximate, so don't get mad at me if they aren't 100% accurate.
Also:
0:09: Oh my gosh it's the ugly castle!
0:19: It's ugly on the inside!
0:40: Yes, so easy to be sold to children!
1:30: It's a table?
1:45: MY LITTLE PONY
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
2:24: *snorts*
2:35: The floating butt tattoos!
3:15: Adrenaline junkie......
3:24: Sports. Because he's a guy!
Look out for Hoofball Spike later
this year! Only $19.95!
4:45: Stealth Pinkie
5:24: WHY SO SERIOUS, PINKIE?
5:45: Everybody's equal, except those
who are not.
6:44: Uh..... Is this the village from
Big Fish?
7:29: Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer,
She looks like Aria the Siren, I don't know, what do you think?
8:24: Pinkie's face.
8:47: Oh crud. 1984 flashbacks.
9:19: Oh gosh it's like Tim Burton
trying to be colorful!
10:35: The last thing I saw that had the
title "Our Town" didn't end well.
12:00: Big Fish flashbacks.....
12:45: Obvious villain is obvious.
13:14: Nudist colony. :D
13:00: Oh gosh I want to punch one
of these ponies...
14:43: I love the doom music after she
says "muffins" Also Derpy's paradise.
15:20: Oh gosh, it's Abnegation.
15:45: Oh my gosh conspiracy!!!
16:35: Cupcakes flashbacks.
17:07: Oh gosh more cupcakes
flashbacks!
17:44: Cutie Mark Fangirls.
18:00: The Sneetches.....
20:14: Oh gosh. 
20:35: Holy crap they got Twilight!
21:13: Oh gosh! This annoys me so!
21:30: Yay! Haven't seen that since
two, three seasons ago?
Episode Two
(Combined in one video.)
22:54: AAAAHHHHHHHHH
MY LITTLE PONY!!!!
23:15: GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! (My first thoughts....
Also, Rainbow Rocks flashbacks.
24:15: Me.
24:25: So her talent is coming up
with country-isms.
28:00: Can't they say things in unison?
That would be creepy.
28:33: Reminds me of being in
Antshillvania as a kid.
29:40: Oh my gosh what an idiot!
30:13: Love her frickin' attitude now.
31:00: IT"S THE GOVERNOR FROM
THE WALKING DEAD!!!!!!
37:00: Tell Deedee to stay out of my room!
39:32: Okay.... Last meme I promise.
41:45: Future Villain...... Great.
42:48: Magic Glowing Butts!
43:08: Clifford style ending!
So.... that's it. And what do I have to say about it?
Well it's great. The shows is still just as good and the villain is good........ Somewhat. The idea of this is good.
And this does set up something. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are kinda downplayed in this, mainly used for comedy.
It's not as disappointing as Season 3's Crystal Empire episodes, but it does have a few problems. So essentially. I have to wait and see if this goes anywhere.
I hope Derpy dosen't sell her soul/ cutie mark for those bad muffins Dx
I didn't mind the season opener for the third season, It was King Sombra (near the end) that kind of hand the episode down