• Member Since 20th Jan, 2014
  • offline last seen May 9th, 2015


I am the Element of Surprise! I love to write, sketch and design cool stuff. I also love pie, cats(though I'm terribly allergic), butterflies, and owls. Derpy is my spirit animal.


I'm Going to Receive Counseling · 5:53pm Apr 14th, 2015

I'm going to get therapy!

So, for those of you who don't know (and for readers of Discordant Harmony, I've been down in the dumps lately, haven't been able to sleep, eat, most importantly write. I've been really depressed lately, and more neurotic and nervous than a Woody Allen character.
And while I've dealt with depression and suicidal thoughts since I was 7, it's gotten worse lately.

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If They Ever Remade Billy Wilder Films · 12:01pm Apr 13th, 2015

Who would you have to play the characters?

(This includes already remade ones, i.e., Sabrina)

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Happy Easter!!!! · 2:07pm Apr 5th, 2015

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Review of The Cutie Map or The Cutie Mark 2081! · 2:18am Apr 5th, 2015

So this is just the writing of my dictation of my reaction.
And YouTube still doesn't work.:ajbemused:

All of there are approximate, so don't get mad at me if they aren't 100% accurate.

0:09: Oh my gosh it's the ugly castle!

0:19: It's ugly on the inside!
0:40: Yes, so easy to be sold to children!

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Prayers Please · 3:35pm Apr 3rd, 2015

So my friend is in the hospital now.
She fell again. That's twice in the past week.
That's all I know.

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Could It Be That I'm....................................... Happy? · 10:51am Apr 2nd, 2015

I'm actually in a good mood...
Which is odd.

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I'm so done · 6:04am Mar 10th, 2015

So my sisters were watching the first episode of Supernatural and my dad walks in, and sees the mom on the ceiling. He pulls off his glasses and waits until their mom is gone only to say this:

"Looks like their mom's not doing so hot."

And then he puts on his glasses, pumps his fist in the air, and walks out.

In other news my sister quit her job.
I ate Doritos today and watched The Walking Dead still screaming "DALE'S DEAD!" and wanting Carl to kick it already.

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My Dad got his teeth today!!!! · 11:05pm Mar 2nd, 2015

So , to those who don't know, my dad is disabled and because of the medicine he had to take, his teeth were destroyed by it. For the past two years, he's had to eat soft things, like mashed potatoes, soup, and puffed cereal. He got his dentures today!

This is something we've been waiting for for months, and it's finally happened!

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Holiday Blues · 2:57am Jan 1st, 2015

Meh. I feel guilty around the holidays for not getting into it.
For Christmas I got six DVDs
Forrest Gump, Mean Girls, The Worst Adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera ever, and The Indiana Jones films. Also a tablet. And some gum.
And I bounce between enjoying it and feeling they wasted their money on me.

So Happy Flippin' New Year. (In about...... 2-3 hours:ajbemused:)
And thanks to all who follow me.

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My Name: A Mushy Explanation · 3:26am Nov 7th, 2014

Whilst I sit here, on the family computer, partially distracted by my little sister's work on my finger nails, I can't help but think that I haven't blogged in a while.

Well, I thought this might be a good way to explain it.

My name, is a reference to Sherlock.

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