Character Roleplay Meme: Donut Joe and Sunny Skies · 7:16pm Sep 14th, 2014
Lord Regulus just tagged me in the Character Roleplay Meme that's been making the rounds, so here's my shot at it.
Rules:
1) Choose 2-10 characters that are in a relationship.
2) Don't change the questions.
3) Let your characters answer.
4) Tag 5-10 people
5) Have fun.
Characters:
Donut Joe and Sunny Skies (Princess Celestia)
Questions:
Who are you? Age / race?
Joe: Hey! I'm Joe, owner of Donut Joe's Breakfast Diner down on South Hoofington. I'm a unicorn, obviously — don't ask about the horn — and I am waaaay too young for this bag of bones over here.
Sunny: Uah! N-now that's hardly the case, Joe. You're quite mature for your age.
Joe: Heh, I'm just j— wait, really?
Sunny: Well... yes. You're more mature than you seemed, at first, but you're not... ah... not terribly so.
Joe: ...I'll take that as a compliment.
Sunny: Too much polish can dull even the most stunning gem, I've found.
Joe: Sunny Skies likes 'em a little rough around the edges...
Sunny: Ahah! I... I suppose I do.
Joe: You know, if we're being honest, I always liked how you were a bit... dainty, when you'd come by the diner.
Sunny: 'Dainty?'
Joe: Not in like... ahah... not in a bad way, just, you know, very proper, and graceful. Very well-mannered.
Sunny: So Donut Joe fancies well-mannered mares...
Joe: Heh... I've got a bit of a weakness for the la-de-da sort, it's true.
Sunny: A-are you calling me la-de-da?
Joe: Oh, no no! No. I just think it's cute how... everything you do, you do by your own standards. It's...
Sunny: ...?
Joe: It's a good thing!
Now who's your lover? Whats his/her age/race?
Sunny: L-lover?!
Joe: Wh- ahah! I... well we just kissed, a few hours ago. I like to think we know each other reasonably well, but...
Sunny: ...In truth, we've only been friends for a few weeks.
Joe: And even then, it was a bit of flirting, a bit of joking around...
Sunny: A lot of coffee...
Joe: I make really good coffee. Anyone reading this, when the ongoing city-wide cataclysm is over and done with, you need to come right on down to Donut Joe's Breakfast Diner and try my coffee. No joke, it's the best cup in Equestria.
What makes your lover so special?
Joe: Oh my goddesss, you have got to stop saying that. She's my... you know... Sunny's my 'special frrrriii—'
Sunny: ...
Joe: '—iieennn'ookay... I immediately regret that, Sunbeam.
Sunny: Ahah... i-it's quite alright, Joey Buns. I know what you were trying—
Joe: —'JOEY BUNS?!'
Sunny: *snort giggle*
Joe: You are the biggest dork.
Have you ever doubted your lover?
Sunny: Maybe... maybe we shouldn't.
Joe: Ah, it's fine. I'm fine with it if you are.
Sunny: ...
Joe: I mean it.
Sunny: Well... to answer your question, yes, I have doubted you. But I think I also trust you, Joe. I know those two might seem at odds, but—
Joe: —Nah, I feel the same way.
Sunny: I don't mean—
Joe: —You don't gotta say anything, Sunbeam.
Have you ever used pickup lines on your lover? Which ones?
Sunny: 'Looks like you ladies—'
Joe: —By the stars, Sunbeam, don't. I'm begging you.
Sunny: *Doing the worst Joe impression imaginable* 'Looks like you ladies could use a piping hot cup of Joe.'
Joe: I am going to curl up in the corner and die now, thanks.
Sunny: *delighted laughter*
Which is the most embarrassing moment you've had with your lover?
Joe: Sunny, no.
Sunny: *Doing the worst Joe impression imaginable* 'Looks like you ladies could use—'
Joe: *Hooves over ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA
Do you believe in waiting until after marriage to have sex?
Joe: Pfffthahahahaha
Sunny: By Harmony, who wrote these questions?!
Do you have any desires that you would like to try with your lover? If you do then what is it?
Joe: I'm not even going to say anything.
Sunny: With the... the powdered sugar, right?
Joe: ...Yes.
Sunny: With Princess Luna?
Joe: Oh goddess, no no no! That... it was just part of the dream you saw, I swear, that's—
Sunny: I'm just teasing, Joey Buns.
Joe: Although that fantasy somehow became even weirder when we found out all of the sugar was actually some, like, crazy, magical, self-aware, living moon dust.
Sunny: So, technically, you're still fantasizing about a threesome.
Joe: *Snarfs coffee*
Do you know your lover's weak spot? Does he/she know yours?
Joe: *Sideways glance to Sunny* Touching's a bit of a... touchy subject.
Sunny: ...
What happens if you find your lover with another man/woman? How would you interpret that? Familiar? Friend? Cheating?
Joe: I... hadn't really thought about it. You've got family in Canterlot, right Sunbeam?
Sunny: Yes, a little sister.
Joe: Yeah. Me too.
Sunny: Yes, we've met, of course. She saved my life just hours ago.
Joe: Eheh, yeah... *clears throat* again, we've only known each other for a little while, but I trust Sunny. I'm really not the jealous type, either.
Sunny: I certainly hope you're not about to run off with Gilda, Joe.
Joe: Oh stars. I think we both know that's not going to happen. For very obvious reasons.
Sunny: *giggles* We shouldn't tease...
Joe: Did you hear her talking about Pinkie last night? Seemed a little dreamy~
Any fantasy with your lover? Pervy answers allowed.
Sunny: *Doing the worst Joe impression imaginable* 'Looks like you ladies could use—'
Joe: *Buries head in hooves*
Ever had fights?
Joe: Okay, this was just yesterday. The moonpocolypse just went down, the entire city is under some uniform mind control, Pinkie has turned into a gigantic flying nightmare, and what does Sunny do? She bolts directly for the castle and starts scaling the wall. I was literally hanging off her hooves as she pulled herself over the top.
Sunny: Well... I never asked you to come, to be fair.
Joe: You were going to get yourself killed!
Sunny: I'm not saying I'm not happy you came!
How was the love confession?
Sunny: Simply wonderful.
How do you feel about your lover's family members? Do you know them?
Joe: Yeah, when this is all over, you've got to introduce me to that sister of yours, Sunbeam.
Sunny: Ahah! Yes! Of course! I'm sure... I'm sure that will not be at all awkward.
Joe: Cause you've already met my sister, I should point out.
Sunny: Yes well... she gave me a black eye when we first met, if you'll recall.
Joe: Right right... I kinda forgot about that. I think you lightly cooked her with your magic, too.
Sunny: Oh yes.
Joe: Good times.
Speaking of families, do you wish to start one together?
Joe: Holy. Bucking. Hayseed.
Sunny: *snort giggle*
We're finished! What are you going to do now?
Joe: Breakfast with my sister, and then we party, and we party, and we keep partying until Sunny has enough magic to zap that moon monstrosity into dust.
Sunny: If I'm not mistaken, Oni is already comprised of nothing but dust.
Joe: So we'll blast his dust into something even, you know, more basic. Like... what's the most basic element there is?
Sunny: Magic.
Joe: Uh oh.
Now, to tag a few folks...
Luminary - Thinking one of the couples from Unbound Skies? Moonlit Rise is rife with possibilities as well...
Brawny - Any two characters you'd like.
Eakin - Twi and Azalea are the most obvious pairing, but any from any of your stories is fine by me.
Lion - After Buzzkill, I'd love to hear more of your Rarity. Any couple is fine by me, though.
Nicknack - Would adore seeing Gilda answer a few of these...
I had no idea this was a thing and I love it.
That was pretty awesome
This was great fun.
Octavia: My thoughts exactly, Miss Skies.
Steeplechase: Sunny Skies... Sunny Skies... You know, that is a name that comes up quite a lot when I'm looking over older literature. Do you think there is any... Ooo! Coffee! *SLURP!*
Thanks for doin' the exercise/meme/whatever it was! Seems like you enjoyed yourself with it. I had a blast myself, though I did do it without being tagged... so there's that bias.
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Yeah! This ended up being more fun than I was expecting.
This was fantastic - you should add it as a subchapter or something to the main story! Or even just link it
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Seconded. This sort of thing works well as an after-end-credits extra.
Also, hilarious.