Monday, Monday /whistle · 7:30pm Jun 11th, 2012
Need coffee.
Anywho, it's Monday again so time for a weekly goal schedule.
Goals:
No fucking clue!
Seriously guys I could probably take the week off. Why you ask? Simple I have about 15000 words written and nothing to do with them. I don't understand, you say? Allow me to explain then. My proofreader Venatus75 (cool guy) was very busy last week and didn't have time to proofread anything, hence the lack of updates and new fics. So basically I have stuff to put out but they're waiting for Ven to finish cleaning um up. He told me I should send you all to claw at his door to help motivate him (I'm not kidding he said that, I lol'd). So here, have a pitchfork and a torch and go do what angry mobs do, I'm gonna eat this slice of cherry pie.
Anyways, there is some good news. Once things start rolling they should stay rolling since I have so much written and I'm sure I'll write more as I wait. Eternal is self proofread, the chapters are smaller so I'm a little more confident I can check myself. This means when I write a chapter of Eternal it get's posted after a hour reprieve and a quick once over.
So assuming Ven has a chance to proofread you all should be getting a new story, and maybe a new chapter of something 
See, even Future Twilight doesn't know.
Feel free to ask or comment as usual.
Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.
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Don't hurt me...
168943 ... creepy.
168950
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me,
don't hurt me, no more.
168951fucking computer (not yours) keep inserting the wrong picture *ruseling jummies*'' ah ha, here it is
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168958 and ironically that one's not coming up.
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168975 2012
168979 fine lets try again what is this
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168986 a none working meme
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169007 It would explain why all their noses are fucked up, a bitch slap to the face.
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169040 Ah full metal alchemist, good times. I'm still sad Hughes and Nina died. It was a very strong move by the writer to kill a character with a young child and to kill a little girl.
169053im a sadist and to tell you my true fellings, that was my favorite part of the series
169061 I'm a sadist too, just not heartless.
169063what do you mean heartless i have a heart
take a look at my corlection
169066 Well played.
169068thank you very much fine sir
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Oh my god. Guys. I'm so sorry I've kept this from you. Having to resist reaching down my pants right now. Must... Keep... hands... on.... KEYBOARD! Anyway, finally starting to edit. Huzzah! Finals? Pfffft!
169220 One sec catching breath
Huzzah indeed. I think I might be getting better at this.
Finals are usually made idiot proof anyways. What teacher wants to deal with a student they don't like for another year?
Seriously 4 years of German I learned roughly 15 words and got a B+ on my senior final. I should never have passed that class...
169241
Yeah, foreign language classes have the easiest finals. Also, my headphones, gigantic turtle beaches, are vibrating through and through from the sheer amount of bass I'm listening to right now. Feels good, man. I'm about 3/5s done editing this, and oh my god. It is just... It's good. It's really good.
169273 Yea it's a lot easier when I have a normal body to work with. Thank a god I don't technically believe in for boobs.
169281
aaaaaaaaannndddd.... Done! Sent it to your email. Bring it forth to your readers, they need it!
169306 Their asses are waiting for that cover art damn it! Only 29 edits in 4,500 words I am getting better at this.
169306 I love how a third of your notes were comments and not edits. Seriously, I did amazing on my grammar here. A number of whole pages without mistakes and a few with only one. You seem to be rubbing off on me
I feel bad holding this back from them; on the other hand, you know that cover art is amazing 
169385
Don't get too cocky. I flat out fixed numerous comma errors before realizing: Ohshit what am I doing. Add about 20, and you'd be right. XD. But yeah, you're definitely getting better.
169405 Still compared to the 200 some error's in Rarity's Punishment progression. Writing a summary for this one is proving difficult.