Fic-A-Minute: Of Mares and Magic · 10:59pm Aug 29th, 2014
Getting this one out a little early since I won't be near a computer this weekend. Have a happy and safe Labor Day (for us US Americans, that is)!
Get the magical spoilers below!
Trixie
I challenge you, Twilight Sparkle, to a Magic Duel!
Twilight
Sorry Trixie, but that concept won’t be introduced until the third season. Instead, we’ll go through a series of challenges that will showcase our particular strengths and weaknesses.
Oh, and I’ve got the hots for you.
Trixie
Seems fair. And Trixie totally doesn’t have the hots for you!
(After many contests and Internet memes, Trixie and Twilight have their final emotional moment.)
Twilight
Trixie…
Trixie
Twilight…
Pinkie Pie
Psych!
THE END
Readers
The @#$%& was that?!
I believe you left out the rest of the ending:
The End
Readers: The @#$%& was that?! How dare you not give me my Twixie!
Author: Crap! Uh... have an epilogue!
Other readers: The @#$%& was that?! How dare you not stick with the bittersweet ending!
And nobody was ever happy again.
2412445 Yeah, that epilogue was like a Deus Ex McGuffina masturbate-a-ton.