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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 52 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 125 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 142 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 143 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 153 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Aug
24th
2014

Votes for the next of the Mane Six to appear. · 10:12pm Aug 24th, 2014

I'm sure that everyone knows that Vinyl Scratch is getting her own story before too long, but I wanted to allow a vote of sorts to happen for the next member of the Mane Six to appear in the Vogonverse. Naturally, if someone wants to write a story based on one of them please, go right ahead. That would be perfectly fine with me, but if not then here's the list, and the ideas for them.

Applejack: With Applejack I thought that since Jessica could actually harvest all of her peaches and not just a couple of acres that she could be turning enough of a profit to actually give up what her day job is. Also knowing that she needs help, and that Big Mac misses his family, she finds her way back to the Vogon website and orders Applejack and Apple Bloom. Of course hilarity ensues when Applejack finds out that Jessica and Big Mac are sleeping together.

Twilight: Like Celestia, Twilight awakes to see a world she's never known before. She's led to a strange structure where it appears that small pre-manufactured homes had been stacked on top of each other. Once this is done she meets with a young girl. Those who brought her here turn and leave, and she's left with this girl. The girl touches her and she can remember being the girl's foal sitter.

As for Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy... I'm still considering what I want to do for them. Rainbow Dash I considered having being brought to a broken soul who has lost his family. He chose her because she was his daughter's favorite. Fluttershy's is completely different... Actually, for what I want to happen she's removed from the choice. Sorry, but there's something specific that's going to be revealed with Fluttershy's story.

Rarity's is actually something special. I've been considering how I wanted to introduce her, and it finally came to me. She would be ordered by someone she needs. That might sound odd, but bare with me. In most of the cases the Ponies being ordered are actually helping the humans that have ordered them. Pinkie has helped Andy open up, and become happy after his parents had more or less Emotionally crippled him. Big Mac is helping to releave Jessica's loneliness, and he's going to be helping with a fear that she has. Celestia is going to be working toward becoming Thomas' moral compass.

But in this case the human would be helping Rarity. Rarity is a strong character, and a fun character, but she is fairly determined to make it to Canterlot and become a famous designer. She also has her sights sat on a stallion who can afford to give her the life she believes she deserves. Her human would show her that getting the life you think you deserve, and getting the life you honestly need are two separate things.

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Comments ( 1 )

I think Jessica ordering Applejack and Apple Bloom is a good idea, with Twilight and Rainbow's stories coming afterwards, perhaps.

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