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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 52 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 125 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 141 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 142 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 153 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Aug
24th
2014

Vogonverse Q and A Open for Business! And it's done · 8:52pm Aug 24th, 2014

Do you have a question for one of the characters from the Vogonverse? Interested in the thoughts going through Andy's head, or maybe you want to talk to Pinkie for a little bit. It could be that you want to ask Thomas or Celestia something, or maybe you want to know some more about Jessica and Big Mac. Whatever your questions, go ahead and ask away.

Just remember to be respectful to the others asking questions, and have fun.

LF

Thanks for the questions, I had meant to end this last night, but life got in the way, and well... since I didn't get to end it there was a question that Pinkie got to answer, so good all of the way around.

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Pinkie: Have you considered the possibility that you and Andy might have foals together with how you've been "doing it"? Do you hope to see your friends and/or family soon?

Pinkie: Wowie! a Question! I actually wouldn't mind having a bun in the oven, well... I guess a cupcake in the oven would be better since I like cupcakes... Why do they say bun anyway? Bun bun bun... it's kinda a fun word, but it's not as nice as cupcake... Cupcakes... Oh with creamy, creamy frosting... Ooooo...

Oh, well, I'd love to see Maud, and of course I want to see Mama and Papa, I think that it would do Andy and Sarah a world of good to see two caring parents I still can't believe that their own parents would do that to their foals! how could they? And... wait... There's still a couple of others I'd like to see. I'd love to see Marble and Lime too... Oh, and I've got to see the girls before long! I so want them to meet Igor! He's a little stuffy, but he's fun to talk to, and I think that Twilight would just go completely nuts over him!

Andy, mate, I know you and your parents don't get along, but when you and a certain pink mare get hitched, you're gotta invite them to the marriage. Isn't that gonna be awkward. you just can't invite them right? rather pinkie won't allow it.

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Andy: I don't know. I mean meeting Paul was enough to upset Pinkie a little, and my parents are a lot worse than he is. I keep having visions of them screaming that she's an abomination and that any children we have will be the very spawn of Beelzebub. I just don't want to expose her to that kind of thing. Still, if she wants them to get invited I will send it out. I seriously doubt that they will accept it though. Since I left the community I'm considered dead to them unless I choose to return and submit to their ways.

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