A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Hasn't it? It's been over a year since I posted a story, and longer than that since I actually watched the show. There's a few reasons for it, but I imagine the prudent question is if I'm coming back or not.
Well, the prudent answer is it's not that simple.
Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.
Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.
Or whatever it is you celebrate.
Pretty sure it's my turn to be the drunk uncle this year. My scotch is ready. 
It sure isn't just being sad... Honestly, it might not be sadness at all. Feels more like... emptiness. Loneliness. Like nothing matters, and everything is distant. Like being in pain, but there's no pain. A constant sense of just wanting something to be over, even if you don't know what that something is...
It just occurred to me how inherently ridiculous it is to write characters with names like "Butterscotch" and "Fluttershy" having sex with each other, yet treating it completely seriously.
Incidentally, I should have a new story out in a day or two.
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Don't question it. Its the magic of friendship, it alters our perseption of words.
Its better if you just don't question it...
To be fair, anything sounds silly when you're not used to it.
I like where this is going...