Announcement: The I Don't Fucking Know What to Do with All of These Damn Coupons Contest has Officially Begun! · 7:26pm Aug 17th, 2014
That's right kids, the "I Don't Fucking Know What to Do with All of These Damn Coupons" Contest has begun!
What does that mean for me?
It means I went badge crazy on Steam and, now have a bunch of coupons that are expiring soon for Steam games I have no real interest in getting. I have 350 of the damn things already and none of the coupons were for Luftrausers or Crypt of the Necrodancer. So, I'm giving them away.
Well that sounds snazzy, but what games are there?
I have coupons for:
Pixel Piracy [25%] (x2)
Fist of Awesome [50%]
Aeon Command [50%]
Zigfrak [50%]
Pressure [90%]
Blocks That Matter [50%]
Sacred Citadel [90%]
Huh. One of those looks appealing to me. How do I enter?
Just message me with which coupons you want and I'll send them your way. But hurry, all of them expire on the 20th and its first come first serve! Or don't! I couldn't be bothered to care, so why should you!
This is the best/worst contest ever.
I know. Thank you.
Seriously, you rock/suck.
That is true, yes.
Why are you doing this?
I mostly just don't like stuff going to waste, so if someone can make better use of these, they are more than welcome to them. Also, the idea of framing this entire thing as a contest was kind of funny to me.
You mean this has all been a joke?
Yeah, sorta. I kind of figured that was obvious.
I feel so betrayed...
Yeah, so did I when they stopped airing Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network in favor of Mucha Lucha and more Scooby Doo reruns. Life is tough kid.
>inconsolable sobbing intensifies
Well, I think that covers everything. You kids have fun. See you around, and remember to Pony on!
I love you.
~Skeeter The Lurker