Aug
5th
2014
Stories are Sexy · 3:30am Aug 5th, 2014
And Alliterations are amorous.
So the final chapter of The Handmaiden is up. For those that are curious: yes there was supposed to be another fight sequence, but most of the conflict in the story was centered around Truth's loyalty to Chrysalis, which was resolved in chapter two, hence the third chapter being shorter than the others. However, Truth's attraction to Chrysalis was left hanging. Intentionally. I have some plans for that you guys might like.
In other news, writing time is divided between Princess Celestia and the Quest for Discount Princest, a few contests I hope to enter, and the ever elusive If You 3.
..........I'm going to start telling people I work for Valve.
So, The Handmaiden is done, eh?
TO THE PRETENTIOUS TRAILER WRITING CAVE!
And more of Discount Princest? Woo-hoo!
2344419 Holy lazy authors, Madman!
Lies! Valve is with the never to appear episode 3 of half-life! Production heck!!!
As for that If You 3... I smell a new CelestiaXNighmare story where they explore threesomes with either Twilight, Luna, Shining Armor or a complete orgy.
My back hurts, I blame turtles.
2344792 Quest is going to include what I am referring to as Optional Sexual Encounters, which will be clop scenes that offer nothing to the over all story and are just there because Sloppy Discount Princest Horse Sex™
2344801 What?
static.tumblr.com/vdlrffj/SAblu3rn3/doctor-wut.gif
2345368 Well, you see, my sister owns a pet turtle, and it somehow escaped.
My sister being lazy, forced me to catch it, thing is i'm not good at bending over due to me sleeping on the floor (My brother decided to piss on my bed, go figure.) so my back hurts a lot, thus having to bend over to catch is aggrivated the pain and now my entire back feels like it's on fire (An experience i'm familiar with.)
2345374 O....kay then?
fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/090/b/6/shrugpony_scootaloo__face_2_by_moongazeponies-d3cvk9e.png
2345379 No, I don't know.
2345368
Okay then...
Now waiting on If You 3 when it comes out.
2345368
Okay then...
Now waiting on If You 3 when it comes out.