Night_Blogs: It's One O'Clock in the AM and I'm just sitting here, writing Horse Words · 7:39am Jul 14th, 2014
Oh, and I just swore a lot at somebody that said they were leaving, which probably doesn't help.
Whatever, fuck the drama, I've got lesbian equines to write!
So anyway, a comment on a story I was reading when I should have been sleeping gave me an idea for a great Adventure/Clop story. And then of how I could work that into a preexisting storyline because for me Continuity Porn is just as good as actual porn.
Anyway, the idea is that Nightmare-Moon is an evil sex dictator. So, basically Celestia if she was black. And the only thing that can make her good is Real, True Love. So a power drained Celestia and friends go on an epic quest to face down the evil queen. Orgasmic Combat at its finest folks.
And then, to make it fit in with another of my stories, the whole thing is actually a sexy roleplay Celestia and Nightmare are doing. But then somepony else Twilight Sparkle, because she's a cock-block so adorable, shows up and asks what they're doing. They had dice out and everything, so they quickly claim it's just a game of D&D. Twilight Sparkle, because she's a cock-block so adorable, asks to join their game. Since Celestia hasn't explained the whole Discount Princest, they agree to keep the charade going.
The next night, just as they two are about to get their freak on, Twilight Fucking Sparkle shows up to be a cock-block adorable and has invited some others to join in the game. Well.... Nightmare did write up an outline for the adventure and it's not like this is the first time she's played dungeon master....
And so, the group begins their game, unaware that Nightmare is a DM fond of trying to murder her players when they least expect it and Celestia is trying to undermine the adventures from within because damnit she wants her Discount Princest.
So yeah, I don't even have a name for this fic or any real idea for a solid player list, but I think it could be real in the future. Post your thoughts and ideas for the story below.
This sounds a lot like Clue. Hmm, I haven't got a sex pun OC yet, as I've been against that sort of thing, but this....let me get back to you.
For a title, how about Love, Lust and War: A Game of Fate, Among "Other" Things.
Sorry, it's 3:04 am, and I'm thinking about other things I forgot to do and must reschedule for later, but yeah, let me get back to you, or vise versa.
Hmm...
"In Which Sexy Role Play Got Twilight Sparkled."
That's the best I could think of as of yet.
I would.
2283632 Oh you.
2283426 Hmmm.......
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2283360 Sounds like something I could work with. I look forward to hearing more.
We wants it, precious.
2283852 I was going to vanish for a few days on a Lord of the Rings binge anyway, but now I can tell my followers it was your fault.
And yeah, I'll probably make people vote between this one and the wedding when I get to it.
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I aim to please.
Hmm, let me plot this out...
Celestia's cheating....
Nightmare Moon is out to kill everypony....
Twilight and company have no idea what's going on....
Here's another idea for a title: Castle of Madness
Just add Discord and it'll all flow smoothly. Maybe Chrysalis too....hmmm...
As for that OC, I'll let you know, but I do have a general idea. I'll let you know when I have more.
Love the idea but if the game is too short it could ruin it I think 10-15 chapters would be sufficient torture for celestia before she gets her discount princest.
2283806 Likewise.
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Okay, so I've got nothing, but I'll see what I can do on the fly...
Name: Pleasure Cruise
Gender: Female
Species: Unicorn
Coat: Pearl White
Tail and Mane: Deep Sea Blue with a light blue streak, styled similar to Rarity.
Bio: A know to be lusty mare, Pleasure Cruise works at Canterlot Spa. The stallions say they always ask for her specifically, as they say a treatment from her is truly "magical"....and not just because she's a unicorn, either.
2291945 Ooh. I like.
I'm going to need a ton of NPCs for this fic, so maybe when I'm ready I'll make another blog post asking for OCs and Ideas for NPCs.
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I wanted to post a funny explanation, sooo:
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I seriously came up with that character on the spot. Glad you like her!
2292399 You just described my writing process.
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Mine too!
1. Idea!
2. Write chapter.
3. Submit.
Repeat Steps two and three until book is complete.
Planning?
Are you kidding? I'm making this up as I go!
If ya need an OC, ya just call me, gottit?