Blame TeamFourStar for this... · 5:55am Jul 21st, 2014
Cuatro - Super Abridged Version
Warning: SPOILERS!!
???: Where am I? *rubs temple* My head hurts...
*Suddenly, manticore*
???: Oh noes. *kicks*
Apple Bloom: *answers the door*
???: Hi.
Apple Bloom: *runs inside while '???' falls down* Stranger danger!
Applejack: *drapes blanket* We gotta bury the body!
???: *wakes up* Oh no you don't.
Apple Bloom: Stranger danger!
???: My head still hurts.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm gonna help you with your memories!
???: I don't care.
Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna make you smile!
???: Still don't care.
Rarity: Hothothothothothothot...
???: *strained* Burrito...
Pinkie: That's Spanish!
Rainbow Dash: Your name is Pale Fury!
Pinkie: Why not-
Rainbow Dash: PALE FURY!
Celestia: I'm giving you back your memories *de magicks* Changed my mind.
Twilight: What?
Celestia: It didn't work.
Twilight: Oh.
Luna: Princess of the Night, harlots!
Pale Fury: *wide eyes* I'm a believer...
Spike: Ichigo! Do you speak it!?
Pale Fury: I'm staying with my friends.
Celestia: 'Kay.
Twilight: Friendship is Magic.
Pale Fury: Can you spare a heart?
Celestia: No, but I will say you're empty.
Pale Fury: Cool. By the way, I'm friends with your sis.
Luna: We're hanging out, but we're actually dating!
Celestia: Not on my watch.
Pale Fury + Luna: Awwwwwwwwwwww-
*Pomf*
Rainbow Dash: Teach me to Sonido!
Pale Fury: How about no?
Rainbow Dash: Awwwwwwwww...
*Suddenly, dragons*
Garble: We want Spike!
Pale Fury: Too bad *owns*
Mane 6 + Spike: He's gonna kill them!
Pale Fury: *drops Garble* I'm gonna what?
Celestia: Oh hell no.
Pale Fury + Luna: Dancing without music is fun.
Twilight: So are interruptions!
Pale Fury: (God, I hate you...)
Rainbow Dash: *pulls out chest* I'll submit the evidence!
Celestia: Fight me. It's important.
Pale Fury: I can't. I want your sister.
Celestia: Too bad. You can't have her.
Pale Fury: RAAAAAAAAGH!! *transforms and owns*
Luna: Sweet Mother Faust! *smacks Pale Fury, who frowns even deeper*
Pale Fury: These wounds won't heal...
Pinkie: *stuffs a plum in Pale Fury's mouth*
Pale Fury: Nevermind.
Luna: Wanna kiss?
Pale Fury: Sure *chu*
Goldoa: I'm ridiculously powerful and I wanna wreck shit!
Pale Fury: Fus Ro Dah!
Goldoa: DAMMIT! *ded*
Pale Fury: *pauses before cracking a smile*
And the universe imploded. The End. 
... What have I witnessed?!
2303587 Something that probably shouldn't have happened 2 years ago
That Kai episode 2 abridged though. RIGHT IN THE TIT!!!
2303599 "Why didn't you DOOOOODGE!?"
C-U-A-TROOOOOOOO!
Haha.
And that's how Equestria was made
Hahahaha!
yeah that pretty much reminds me perfectly of Dragonball Z Kai abridged
Dirty Bit-dono, yamete
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You *bark*ed me! You *squawk*ed me, you monkey *screech*!!