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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 52 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 125 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 142 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 143 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 153 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Jul
15th
2014

Hellblazer of Equestria: The Trials of John Constantine Chapter 6 preview · 9:55pm Jul 15th, 2014

I never thought I'd bloody miss a punch to the face, but right now, at this moment, I'd trade nearly anything to be hit by a fist instead of a hoof. I felt my body fall over again, and magic forced me to be righted. I coughed and spat the blood that was pooling in my mouth. I was hurt, and I had no idea of what was going on with Twilight.

I looked at my attacker. He smirked at me before he sat on his haunches.

"I don't know who you pissed off fella," he said before he floated a cigar over to himself and lit it off of his horn.

"But you've managed to piss them off enough to bring a changeling in on this deal, or at least I figure it was a changeling. Sure looked like you. It looked a little insane, but nearly the same. The scar was on the wrong side though," he said.

"What?! No! Fuck no!" I shouted as I struggled.

"I beat on you for an hour, but telling you that there's a changeling taking your place makes you lose your cool. What is it huh? Afraid that the changeling is going to do something to a mare you care for?" he asked.

I slumped forward.

"You have no idea what you've let into this world mate. You have no bloody idea. Twilight... I'm sorry," I said.

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