Hmm... · 7:09pm Jun 10th, 2014
I got a text from my sister:
Fuck! My classmates use forks and knives to eat pizza! I'm gonna shit myself. I need to get wasted.
It's actually not the first one today. The previous ones included gems like "Once I get back home, we're gonna drink. A lot" or "you may guess how I fucking stink after running through the open-pit mines for the whole day in 40 degrees..."
Note for people using the fucked-up temperature units: 40°C is circa 104°F
Well, if you ever wondered where do I find inspiration to write Vinyl Scratch... Now you know...
Hmm, she even has a similar shirt...
And I can actually guess how she stinks – I spent the whole day wandering from one side of the town to another, using public transport. I almost died of dehydration and oxygen deprivation...
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Hmm, I guess it'll take some time before she gets here... We live in different towns now.
I'm rather good at remembering things when I'm drunk... Even when I'd prefer to forget about them...
Just because us Americans prefer using our own Imperial units, doesn't mean you have to bitch about it. We could do the same for Celsius, but we don't.
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Never mind the units, in such temperature I'll bitch about anything...
2198211 True dat!