Jun
9th
2014
Poisson Counter · 9:15pm Jun 9th, 2014
If you've read my latest story, Outlier, you probably know that I planned on entering it into Obselesence's Most Dangerous Game contest. However, there was a small detail I missed: the 2,500 word minimum.
Fortunately, a kind soul by the handle of Adin Terim alerted me to this, and I been expanding the story for the last several hours. Outlier has assumed its final form, and I have submitted it to Obs. Also, the story may be up to 71% longer than when some read it. Feel free to read it again. 
Poisson counters? They're the delicacy of Fryrexia!
Ok, you've sold me with that fishy pun. Imma havva look at your story, eh?
2192225 I sea what you did there, you crappie punster
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Well, actually, I meant it in the sense of a Poisson distribution, given the story's title. But hey, anything that'll get me more views!
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Now, now, there's no need to carp like that.
2192328 I wasn't making any bass-less accusations, was I? Now, If I called him a loan shark or claimed he was killing people as a brain sturgeon, that would be another thing.
Pick your Poisson, FanOfMostEverything.
I choose λ=3.
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I choose bouillabaisse.
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I choose the grace of the plecostomus! En garde!
You're welcome