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[Death Marches]

Dear Mr. Rookwood and Princess Luna

What position do you like the best?
In bed I mean.

[kudzuhaiku]

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What position do you like the best?

Luna: It doesn't matter, as long as tongue is involved.

Rookwood: In my old body, standing, snoot in snatch. I didn't keep going off everywhere. Need to spend more time getting to know my new body.

[StardustSurvivor]

hades, you've been lord of tartarus for a while, are all the other draconequus dead or just somewhere else?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hades, you've been lord of tartarus for a while, are all the other draconequus dead or just somewhere else?

Hades: All dead. All gone. Discord is the last one.

[Mad Maudlin]

Rookwood: How do you intend to deal with the inevitable fact that you'll have to escort your own children, grandchildren and so forth down into Tartarus to be flayed?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Rookwood: When it comes time to escort your own children, grandchildren and so forth down into Tartarus to be flayed, how will you deal with that?

Rookwood: Not every soul must be flayed. Only those who commit grievous atrocities in life. As the new Lord of Nightmares, I intend to scare my foals into the straight and narrow and keep them on a good path. They might have to spend a little time as a bone pile. I can live with that, even if it makes me uncomfortable.

[Mad Maudlin]

Hades: Where did you derive the moral code by which souls are judged?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hades: Where did you derive the moral code by which souls are judged?

Hades: I don't know, I make this up as I go. Seems to be working so far!

[Mad Maudlin]

Celestia: Have you considered a threesome with Luna and Rookwood? According to the screaming, he's very good at what he does.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Celestia: Have you considered a threesome with Luna and Rookwood? According to the screaming, he's very good at what he does.

Celestia: I will confess that I am jealous at times.

There is going to be an incident where Rookwood stumbles into Celestia's wet dream and there is a very awkward breakfast

[Mad Maudlin]

Hades: Have you considered the fact that punishing the dead after their departure is a futile endeavor? They take their whupping and get into Elysium where they enjoy the fruits of paradise. Or suffer forever, which does jack and squat for anyone.

Tartarus is a great unknown to ponies and other species, and the concept of an afterlife frequently considered distant(everyone thinks they're immortal). As such, the threat of post death torment is very likely little considered due to its unknown nature and that subconscious belief of 'everyone but me dies in the end'. Given that, the entire thing seems pointless. Perhaps you could open Tartarus and have guided tours, or look into reincarnation as an alternative. I hear good things about karma!

I would pay money for Blueblood to be reborn as a mare.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hades: Have you considered the fact that punishing the dead after their departure is a futile endeavor?

Hades: Paradise has a cost of entry. Most are good sorts and deserve to be there. They just need to sweat a little bit and think about what they could have done better when they were living and then they are free to go. Before sending them onwards, we occasionally send them back out to warn their friends and families to turn away from evil deeds.

[Mad Maudlin]

Discord: Whatever happened to the rest of the Draconequusesesesesii?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Discord: Whatever happened to the rest of the Draconequusesesesesii?

Discord: We battled for dominance. We picked fights with dragons. We opened doors into other realities and fled this one. The center did not hold for our species.