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Cola_Bubble_Gum


I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

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  • 161 weeks
    is it wrong to hate and fear humanity

    my wife tells me I can bring joy to others

    my wife says my words bring comfort

    maybe I no longer believe the world is worth the risk of helping, because humans are fundamentally predatory.

    so if the world fundamentally betrays you, what would make you want to share those things with them?

    serious question. trolls and bullshit gets deleted and reported.

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  • 161 weeks
    A Few Lies Later

    (this didn't feel like a chapter proper but might end up one eventually. just getting it out so I can actually try to sleep myself :applejackconfused: )

    The memories always returned. AJ didn't figure that was ever gonna go away. How could you forget family?

    And yet, how could you survive remembering they were gone?

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  • 177 weeks
    slice of life microfic in one of my settings

    Twilight sighed. "You do amazing work, Rarity. Even when you're just setting up beach chairs for the attempted relaxation."

    "Well, darling, I can't take all the credit. The lovely little Supersprites handle so much for me, I can't help but owe them thanks."

    Twilight shrugged. "Still, it's amazing. And to think they were a pest before."

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  • 177 weeks
    well, this should be interesting

    issues? as if, this lass has a feckin' subscription.

    story ideas are terrifying and frequent lately. very unnerving.

    for me. :rainbowderp: :pinkiecrazy:

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  • 177 weeks
    clichéd as fuck

    Writer's block.

    I hate those words because they're so damned meaningless when what truly blocks you is the world.

    It's not even exactly the writer who feels like the problem. Can't write because of this person you know, or that one you knew. What if I express something some rando will gonna attack me over? Or send some fuckboy SWATter friends at me?

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May
29th
2014

If You Like Plant Tentacles In A Biblical Way · 4:58am May 29th, 2014

Yours truly got to be the leading mare in Coils Of Ecstasy, where a plant alters my mind and then takes what it wants from me.

What does it want? What are its motives?

Go read! Perv. :P

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Comments ( 9 )

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2155058

Jexx asked nicely, and really, I could hardly say no when I got to pick and choose some of the elements involved. It's plenty fridge creepy, too. :twilightsmile: Just my kind of porn.

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You are a very nice person. I likes you, yes, we likes the Jexx.

That was creepy and sexy and cute. It's nice that the tree treated you so, er, sweetly. I feel like it owed you some flowers at the end, though. :twilightsmile:

2157767

Flowers? From a tree? Silly. If anything, it should have broken off six or eight inches of a tentacle tip as a functional souvenir . . . and propagation route. :pinkiehappy::pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy:

2157915 I love your enthusiasm! And yeah, flowers at the end? What was I thinking? Clearly that's not what you need at the end. :pinkiegasp: :raritystarry:

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