I'm hungry...

And bored

So here's a hypothetical questions. Keep in mind I'm a lazy motherbucker

What would you guys pay me to do?

Also, look what I found! Ramencon! Yum....Ramen. I'll be going~!

Comments

[Anal_Destroyer_0706]

I'd pay you to kick my roommate in the balls. Leave none of his future children alive.

I'll pay you extra to take out the bloody cat too.

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I'll take the cat off your hands. Cats love me. Next time you see me, I'll be sneezing up a storm.

Why not castrate him? I have a variety of scalpels.

[KillerRobotQuote]

I'd pay you for us to hang out for a week. You're a cool gal.

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I'll bring cookies!

[LtMajorDude]

I'd pay you to make a King of the Hill crossover.

[Anal_Destroyer_0706]

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I'm terrible at handling balls, lass.

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Have you tried handling them with your mouth?

[KillerRobotQuote]

2136185 Throw in some brownies and orange juice, and I'll be there!

[Arkan0id]

What would we pay to see? I'd have to think on that several hours. *sinister chuckle*

[EdBoii]

I'll pay you to pay me to do something!

[Anal_Destroyer_0706]

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No.They always find ways to get stuck in my windpipe before I decide to shoot them out like a paintballs. I've tried putting a lightbulb in my mouth earlier today. I can't get it out. It's still in there.

Also, tell Julian that he's a dick.

[Slendermare]

Hmm... Try and listen to what I think of on a daily basis.

[Lokimen]

I would pay mad cash for you to dress up like a mariachi and serenade random people on the street.

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Geez...it's like you think I'm a junk food addict.

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...Hey...just so you know, ya ain't living. What do you eat normally?

Anyways, I've been making hot Italian beef sandwiches for the past few days and finished a whole gallon of milk in a single day.

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Sounds boring.

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Well it's true!!!

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Meat is delicious!!!!

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BAH!!! I'll eat it with cake and ice cream if i want to!

[Brutal Heart]

Well, i'm a pervert, so i'll just leave my answer to your imagination.

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Taunt the police from a street corner?

[Brutal Heart]

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More like loiter in front of a retail store.
We're badass, you and I.

[pvtread]

I'll pay you to make since of my newest story, Quick hint though, what you read and what your mind does are two different things. What side of the coin in my story is reality, and which is not.