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D G D Davidson


D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

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May
19th
2014

'The Mixed-Up Life of Brad' Chapter Fourteen · 3:10am May 19th, 2014

I hope you like you some love triangles and pizza triangles. Because I love me some love triangles and pizza triangles. It's like I have a love triangle with triangles, because I love both pizza and love. In triangles. Awesome.

This one time, I dated a pizza square, but I didn't like it, so I went back to triangles. So it's like I have a love square with love triangles, pizza triangles, and pizza squares. This is getting crazy, man.

Anyway, have yourself some Brad. You Bronies love Brad, don't you? Somepony told me you love Brad. If you love Brad and pizza triangles and also love triangles, then you have a love square with two triangles and a Brad. That's sick and wrong, dude. What's the matter with you?

Chapter 14: "So Brad It's Good"

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Comments ( 11 )

2124118

Do you seriously think a man like Brad would two-time Twilight with a pizza triangle?

31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7n0q6bBqP1qahhxwo1_500.jpg I felt it needed to be done.

In fact, given the characters' names, a Teen Girl Squad/Equestria Girls crossover seems like a not entirely terrible idea.

I should probably go to bed soon.

This story is complicated enough without me being in love with Brad. No need to makes it a love square....then again deep dish pizzas are very tasty square.

2124120
Yes, actually, but only because he found out that she'd been two-timing him with an order of hayburgers! :pinkiegasp:

Pizza in Equestria has no ham chunks, no pepperoni, no sardines, and no sausage. It's just dough, cheese, tomato sauce, and all the boring-ass toppings that nobody wants.

Equestria: 0/10 Horrible Pizza

I don't see this chapter. Why do I not see this chapter?

2128239

Apparently, because I accidentally hit the "unpublish" button and didn't realize it.

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