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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 478 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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  • 482 weeks
    :D

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  • 484 weeks
    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 490 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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May
17th
2014

Watched Godzllia (without spoilers) · 11:09am May 17th, 2014

NightSprocket's Bio thingy
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style

Lol. :twilightsheepish:

Anyways... Godzilla is a movie that I had the pleasure of watching. There was this geese jump scare that freaked me the fuck out, and this one moment where the japanese guy says a line, "let them fight", and I immediately thought of the japanese guy in this video (go to 0:34 to see the part):

0:34

The story is pretty decent, but there aren't really any quotable lines. Godzilla is chubby and somehow cute. There's a monster cuddle moment. Also, Godzilla is pronouned Go-Gi-La.

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Comments ( 33 )

Go-Gi-La!?! Really, fucking movie directors!?! I swear, these people don't know how nto direct a movie...It's Gojira if this is the original Godzilla.

2119477 what can you do?
Shrugs shoulders.
/_\

2121866 *Unrelenting Stare*:coolphoto: ......Hug?

2119477
I'm sorry, I got it wrong. Its actually pronouned Go-ji-ra, but the japanese guy's accent makes it sound like Go-Gi-La.

2130002
My friend isn't here, and I'm sad. :pinkiesad2:

2130028 But I'm here. Aren't I your friend? *Looks at your mane.* Umm...your tentacles are getting...excited...*Slowly backs away.*

2130039
But I want Muuuussssshhh!!! :raritycry:

2130039
Of course you're my friend silly poni! :pinkiehappy: *gives you a big tentacly hug*

2130053 :yay: And ow, you're...squeezing me...*You hear ribs cracking.*

2130061
*lets go* Ohmygosh! I'msosorry!!! :fluttershbad:

2130167 It's...okay...you only bruised me, the cracking is just a defense mechanism for my pegasus body...

2130170
*Nuzzles your ribs to make sure everything is okay.*

2130214 *Winces a little and smiles.* See, just fine.

2130216
*Glances at you worryingly.* You don't sound okay...

2130252 I'm fine...watch this. *Puts on a medicinal herb, and it heals.*

2130256
So... does it work? *Presses hoof gently against your side.*

2130280
*Tilts head to side.* Hmmm?

2130312 (Wanna continue this in a PM chat?)

2130336 Kay! Would you mind please sending it?

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