Remember that time when I was slightly drunk? · 11:16pm May 8th, 2014
Now my sister visited me, and basical;y we're so drunk that we[re talkking about somme bullshit and she doesn't even know what's gpoing on. Like, she already told me "goodnight" like, three times and she's not goonna go to sleep. Also, she's sweaing and she tells me that she's never been so drunk in her life.
Not that I'm much better as she is. She, like, told me to fuck off, like, thirty or forty tiems and she thinkks I'm writing that on facebook where anyone knows us. While, in fact I'm writing that here, where I;m basically anonymous and, like, you don't know me so I can write weird things without being embarrased tomorrow.
While, in fact I'm sure I'm gonna delete this post tomorrow I guess. Still, I'm amazed that my English is still so coherent. It's kindsa my second langueage... Oh god I'm drunk... And my sister fell asleep. II think. Finally. She's even more stupid than I am when I'm drunk. Likke, really dumb (you can assume from that blog and extrapolate that - she's twice as dumb as I am). Fuck, why am I ven wriiting this? It's like, 1:13 AM here (fuckin timezons, how do they work?) and I should go to sleep isntead of wtiying this.
God, I neeed to go to the batbhroom... But I;m not sure if I can walk... (expect an apology tomorrow. Love y'all, my 91 followers)
I guess there'll be a lots of comments here tomorrow when I'll wake up.
And my sister finally fell asleep. I think.
Draw penises on her
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Good idea. Though, I'm afraid of walking and I'd have to walk a few steps to get to her...
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Crawl
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I'd rather not. I mean, I wanna go to sleep, but something (alcohol maybe?) tells me to stay awake.
Hmm, there's some lemon vodka in the bottle, but I don't wanna die of alcohol poisoning. It's a lame way of dying, if you ask me.
Not to mention that dying at the age of 23 is lame in general.
Geez, I'm getting sentimental. I think.
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This might show my age...but flavored vodka is nasty.
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Well, we started with the cider (my sister was like "what the hell did you buy?"), then we moved on to vodka. Definitely, my current state is the cider's fault. We're both Polish, so we're not afraid of drinking too much (like, there was a guy from Poland whose BAC was 1.374% and he survived. Even better, he was able to drive a car).
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Geez, I feel so lonely now :(
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I'll keep you company.
Banana
i.imgur.com/rINdftm.jpg
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You're great... (hmm, I guess telling you this will be one of the few things I'm not gonna regret tomorrow...)
Cool, thanks
Also, Japanese guys are weird...
2090300
Being around a crowd of Asians makes me tense up.
Had two Asian people I trusted screw me over. Totally not racist :P
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Dunno. We don't have many Asians on this side of the pond (only those two guys from India that work in a lab next to mine, and an Asian-looking girl who's from Norway). But I generally like people from other countries. One of my best friends (well, we once ended up in bed, drunk. Nothing sexual happened, but still) is Latvian...
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Ever have sex?
one of those Asians is on my list of people I hate...there's a total of two on that list
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With Latvians or generally? In both cases, no. Hey, I'm a neurobiologist who writes fanfics about ponies. The chances that I'm gonna have sex are almost non-existent. Sadly. I mean, I have no time, and in fact I'm quite shy and self-conscious...
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Just making small talk. I lost my virginity at eighteen
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Good for you... At least I think so... Age doesn't matter, in fact, it's more about the chemistry... Or love. Or whatever. (geez, generally it's scary. I mean, deep inside my mind I'm sober, but it's now overwhelmed by alcohol. So weird).
God, I'm so pathetic sometimes. I mean, my IQ is about 130, I'm working with stem cells, trying to find a way to defeat age-related macular degeneration, and I can't even get a girl. Geez.
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Nah that's not pathetic. You're exactly right about chemistry.
I may have lost mine early but it was because I was pressured into by a person that lied to me the whole time. Not a good feeling. Most people think sex is sex though
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Oh God. I just tried to walk and I feel awfully dizzy...
Who'd lie to such a nice girl like you? Seriously, what a bastard... I'm trying to come up with something wise about sex, but I'm afraid it's beyond my mental capabilities at the moment (even though I like talking about sex...)
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An Asian that I might run into next week.
Got any fetishes?
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Fetishes? Lots of. Probably the least controversial one is my hair fetish (like, I like playing with other people's hair. It's even present in some of my stories), but I'm also fond of watersports (my biggest fetish, no matter how awful some people may find it), BDSM, incest (though I don't fantasize about my sister), foot fetish... Generally, lots of them. I generally consider myself bisexual or at least bi-curious, though I've never been in a relationship with a guy...
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Bdsm is awesome...I discovered it when I was twelve and it's the only porn I've ever wanted to look at.
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Yep. I kinda got into it because of MLP... Geez, who said that it's for kids? Fandom definitely consists of pervs (well, I'm a proud pervert myself) My sister thinks I'm weird (at least when she's sober), but she watched some episodes anyway ("It's About Time", "Princess Twilight Sparkle" and "Canterlot Wedding", maybe some more. I wanted her to watch some episodes now, but she passed out too quickly).
LOL!