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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 489 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

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May
3rd
2014

Melancholy · 8:02am May 3rd, 2014

I have secret to tell and a person to burn. Is it so wrong for me to want to cause some pain?

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Comments ( 18 )

Only if you don't inflict it on me~. :heart:

As long as it doesn't affect anyone directly using horrible mean words, go on. We're listening. :pinkiecrazy:

About the music, here's my best Consuela impression: Nnnnyooo. Nnno...

For the other thing...O...k? What person, and why would you want to burn them? And why...Hmn...

Fire Elsa is my spirit animal.

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Nevermind, just forget what I said. Let's build bridges, instead of burning down villages.

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Why would I? I could never do such a thing to you. :pinkiesmile:
(Unless you do something so outrageously tiny and insignificant that it manages to push me over the edge when I'm having an off-day.)

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Actually it did involve mean words... and maybe insults too I guess... I was kinda upset a bit.

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If I named them, then I would have to reveal them, causing me to have to reveal their secret... Silly star... :P

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But... Ineffable is a sadomasochist. :pinkiesad2:

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I know.
Didn't you also say that you had a condition that makes you really kinky?

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I-uh... is this the place to be talking about that sort of thing? :twilightblush:

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Meh. I'm all-ears. :pinkiecrazy:

And I cast my vote to burn down more villages!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

I feel like that sometimes :pinkiecrazy: but I ignore it.

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Meh. Live, forget, move on.

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