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Apr
9th
2014

A puzzle · 9:51pm Apr 9th, 2014

In Ponyville, the barber trims the fetlocks of everypony and only those ponies who do not trim their own fetlocks. This is not a paradox. Why?

Being the first to give the explanation I'm thinking of is worth one point. A novel logically sound explanation is worth two points. Repeating an explanation that has already been given is of course worth zero points.

Points are worth nothing beyond possible bragging rights.

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Because the barber isn't a pony? :trixieshiftleft:

1995481 Too obvious. The barber is a quadruple amputee, with the finest mouth dexterity Equestria has ever seen due to the necessities of life as a limbless pony.

1995481 That's one point for you
1995505 And two points for you.

"Everypony" is the name of a pony, you just forgot to capitalize it.

Trying to avoid looking at the other comments before commenting.

Do you trim fetlocks? I don't remember if fetlocks are a part of the pony that gets trimmed. If not, it's a moot point.

The barber can't trim their own fetlocks, because that creates a contradiction (only those ponies who don't trim their own fetlocks). And they can't be going to some other barber, because that also creates a contradiction.

Of course, given the 'verse, the barber could simply not be a pony.:facehoof: Yes, statistically speaking, anyone you meet in Ponyville is probably a pony, but that's no guarantee. A griffon or a minotaur could do it trivially. (A changeling could also do it trivially, but probably at risk of blowing their cover.) I'm gonna go with that.

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