Harpsweet and Flanks · 11:11am Apr 4th, 2014
So.
There is new H+S now. I must apologize for the delay, as a rate of one chapter per year is pretty dismal, even if this one is larger than the last two put together.
I can honestly say that this was because I didn't want to produce anything that wasn't the absolute best I could make, so it took this long to filter out all the crap and make something moderately entertaining.
It may be some sort of fortune that I finished this in the wake of Bluecainum's horrible transporter malfunction, as the H+S spirit is still burning strong, carrying the hopes and dreams of all who look into the sky and pray for love and freedom and then scurry back to their holes, blinded by the holy light of day.
Also, before you ask... I don't actually hate cats.
They hate me.
Very cool. It's too long for me to read right now, but I'll be sure to get to it this weekend and give my sweltering thoughts.
Bluecainum. Yes. That shall be our married name.
1981594
Can I be a bridesmaid? I already spray rose petals everywhere I go, so that cuts down on wedding costs substantially.
1981707
Instead of a cake we're having a scotch egg.
1981719
Can it be a cake adorned with scotch eggs placed inside the shell of a much larger scotch egg? It would make the picture of the Brideainum cutting the first slice something really to remember.
1981762
It's actually going to be a scotch egg covered in scotch egg inside a scotch egg shell, dusted with scotch egg crumbs.
Keeping it classy.
1981762 1981768 Guys I really like scotch eggs, you're killing me here
1981994
Damn, really? After your 'Blueshift is getting married to Starscream' post, I was all ready to make a post about how you were going to embrace THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT MENTION ITS NAME and talk about how you met your fiancee in a supermarket and now that David Cameron changed the marriage laws you're going to get married and damn the family and friends who do not understand your pure love.
And then show a picture of a scotch egg.
1982001 pffffff but if I married a Scotch egg, I wouldn't be able to eat it. AND THEN WHERE WOULD I BE.
1982007
You wouldn't be able to eat scotch egg at the wedding, that's for sure.
1982023
You'd go down for murdering the bride's family