So... Let's talk about Clopfics · 4:39pm Apr 1st, 2014
Hello all.
I don't know what compelled me to want to discuss this on today of all days the topic of Clopfics. But, you know, why not?
I don't make it a habit. In fact I find somewhat odd and rather disturbing. I mean why are we going around writing stories about Ponies having sex?
Why are we drawing explicit images of Ponies having sex?
And then there's the kinky stuff? Really? Ponies having sex isn't outre enough for you!
And I didn't even know until I saw a video by AnY Pony that these so called "Cloppers" use this clop stuff to.... how do I put this... commit the sin of Onan.
Gosh, I hope that was safe for work.
Having said that, I have come across a number of stories with sexy side stories that are really well done. Like "Red: The Color of Passion", the side story to Steel Resolve's story "Green". And "First Harvest", the first sexy side story to Bad_Seed_72's Tangled Roots Trilogy. Also, Doctor Perseus has written some pretty cool ones like "Snowed In" and "Friends Forever".
I try to be an open minded person and try to understand what people see in these stories. But I find reading them may not be enough.
I never thought I would ever write a clopfic. I have certain personal convictions that I'd think prevent me from doing so. However, I want to understand what goes on in the head of the clopper. And I feel there is only one way I can really do that.
So, without further ado it, I would like to announce that next Friday, April 11th, I will be publishing my first clopfic. That Friday will be a Sexy Friday.
Sexy Friday. Sexy Friday. Seeeeeeeexy Friiiiiiiiday.
It will be a sequel to my story "Snowy Night" called "Snowy Night: After Dark". It will be about Snowdrop returning to Luna's dreams so they can bang.
Why? Because I ship that. I ship SnowLuna! LunaDrop? Does it have a ship name?
There's is however a slight problem.
You see I'm a virgin. I've never had sex, and I don't know how. You know what they say. Write what you know. And I can't seem to do that. So, if any of you can explain to me how sex works, I would really appreciate it.
God bless you all. God bless America. And God bless Equestria.
Happy April 1st. 
Being a virgin does not really make too much of a difference. The chances are fairly good that you have never had a lesbian encounter before. As for how to describe it... there are a wealth of resources. The important thing, at least for me, is that the emotions be present. The mechanics are not nearly as important.
Virgin and proud of it
1973277 Amen to that.
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Agreed
Ain't no one gonna touch me
I'll be interested to see how your first clopfic turns out. I'm sure it'll be...interesting.
On a side note, why did you mention Friends Forever here as it wasn't a clopfic?
From where I stand, there are many various things people can get from reading/writing a clopfic. For the "cloppers", it's fantasies and situations to...er...exercise to. For others, it's to see two characters they like consummate their relationship (especially if two said characters have been through great feats of character development throughout the course of a story such as Babs Seed and Apple Bloom in the Tangled Roots Trilogy). For people like me, it's an exercise in trying something different.
1973468 It isn't.
Now, I feel weird.
Think about what today is.
You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up...
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Now I feel like an idiot.
...I hate April Fool's Day.