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27 weeks
Dammit, just discovered a friend here's been dead for two years...

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29 weeks
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30 weeks
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78 weeks
A thing y'all should maybe know

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Mar

18th

2014

Luna the Lumberjack · 2:30pm Mar 18th, 2014

LUNA: We never truly wanted to be Princess of the Night! We wished to be...

LUNA: A LUMBERJACK!

LUNA (sings): I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I work all night and I sleep all day

MANE 6 (sings): She's a lumberjack and she's okay
She works all night and she sleeps all day

LUNA (sings): I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go to Ponyville
And party with Pinkie

MANE 6 (sings): She cuts down trees, she eats 'er lunch
She goes to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays she goes to Ponyville
And parties with Pinkie

PINKIE: That's me!

LUNA (sings): I cut down trees, I fly loop-de-loops
I lie back and gaze at stars
I dress up in tarty clothing
And hang around in bars

MANE 6 (sings): She cuts down trees, she flies in loops
she lays back and gaze at stars
She.. puts on tarty clothing
And hangs around in bars??

LUNA (sings): I cut down trees
I wear short skirts
Socks and underwear
I wish I'd been a human
With tits way out to there (GESTURES WITH HOOVES)

MANE 6 (sings): She's a lumberjack... what? (NO LONGER SINGING)
RAINBOW: Did she just actually say "tits"?
FLUTTERSHY: Oh dear...
RARITY: Socks and underwear? (FAINTS)
APPLEJACK: Oh hayll no! (STOMPS OFF STAGE)
TWILIGHT (horrified): Oh, Princess! I thought you were so innocent!
DISCORD (leering): Luna! Do go on!
CELESTIA (HITS DISCORD ON HEAD WITH FRYING PAN): No one leers at my sister! Even if she is a tart!
DISCORD (dizzy): Blueberry or blackberry? (falls over)